Obito , Tobito and Burrito !

OMG! THE MASK HAS FINALLY FALLEN . And the masked man is none else but OBITO UCHIHA .

Well , that’s really what I like to say . But WRONG!

Sorry for all of you outta there , who are doing the Victory dance !

Nope , it doesn’t fly with me .

All of you outta there who are already celebrating (before knowing the why , the how and the when ) . I suggest , you hold on that bottle of champagne before going Bonzai !

There is one thing that someone on Narutospot pointed out , that we (me included ) completely forgotten .

During the attack of the 9-tails on Konoha (the night Naruto was born ) . Minato said someone was controlling the 9-tails .

In Naruto Shippuden Episode 248 , we see clearly a masked man fight the 4th Hokage .

 

Now the real question is : How old was Obito during that time ???

And as seen in this picture , he isn’t in the group . (neither is Ryn ) . Yet , during that same time . Itachi noticed how odd that his parents chose that day to be absent . (and you know if the Uchiha knew about the attack it kinda explain why the 3rd failed in the negociation . Yet , we could say the same , where were all konoha shinobi when Itachi was killing everyone huh ) .

From the flashback , he was maybe around 8 or maybe older . So how can he be fighting the 4th Hokage and be a kid at the same time ?

Even if it’s Obito standing before Kakashi and Naruto and Gai . It doesn’t mean HE IS the masked man .

Come on , if they can make 10 robes for the members of Akatsuki . They can make 2 orange crappy mask and those dark clothes .

Yes , if there are 2 Tobi the only trouble is that we didn’t see them together .

And don’t forget , we have yet to hear the voice of Obito . So far , we have one strong kinda old voice of the masked man .  And shinobi can alter their voices at will (and with training ) . Remember , when Yamato easily imitated Sasori voice right on the spot to fit with his disguise ?

As for those outta there , who claim that the masked man is MADARA Uchiha .

Answer this question if you can :

If Madara Uchiha is just a soul now that he ripped his contract (before the Edo-tensei was dissolved) . How can he be inside Obito controlling him and at the same time fighting the 5 Kages ???

Because , as far as I know . The only being so far who know how to , and took the risk to imitate No-Nose aka Voldemort

Is….

Orochimaru .

He is the only being so far in the manga that taken a step to split his soul , so he can come back .

Madara so far , is a full soul . And he is fighting the 5 Kages . So unless they reveal he did the same thing……

I say the real vilain is either an unknown (and unseen) person yet to be revealed . Or Orochimaru (why not ? as you can see , he is like a cold he always manage to come back) .

There is Sasuke who is still around and walking still the wrong path . (I swear , he should learn to read road-sign) .

And then there is the Aloé-Vera . We do know that the white side of him has been destroyed by Sasuke . But the Black Zetsu is still around , breathing and mysterious as ever . His role in the manga is yet to be revealed .

Of course , there are many other theory like Izuna being the masked man .

But that one nobody wanna explain , if he is still around . How come Madara on the battlefield claim his brother is dead .

Madara is arrogant , an asshole but a liar I do not think so . He doesn’t strike me as someone who would lie about something like that .

I think Madara had the same kind of relationship Sasuke had with Itachi . Sasuke being a Madara like (not just as powerful , so don’t go crazy ) .

Yet , there is one thing bothering me with Madara (beside the obvious of WHY IS HE STILL AROUND IF THE WORLD IS WORTHLESS !!) .

Why he want the 9-Tails , yet he has the power and seem aware of the existence of the 10-tails . Why did he never try to bring the 10-tails back .

When he captured the 9-tails , from what he said to Kurama , it sounded as he knew a great deal about the beast .

Yet , so far there is no flashback about him trying to be a host for the 10-tails or trying to revive the great beast .

So yeah , we are back to the starting point…..

But to cool it off , if you didn’t already start watching . I suggest to go and start watching Rock Lee and his Ninjas Pals . It’s freaking hilarious !

 

When Editing become Fun !

Editing Pictures is so much fun ! No really , if you can edit a picture and have alot of patiente . You will find that you can do wonders !

Well I know I can’t do Signatures/headers/avatars/wallpapers . But I can edit a text inside a bubble 😛

Btw a friend of mine did my Headers , you can see them at the top . They are swell no ?

Everytime you reload a page , the header is supposed to change . So far , there are only 3 of thems .

I added NEW ones . Just reload to see them 🙂

But for now , let’s take a look at the pictures I edited . Oh and one warning for the Fanatics outta there :

Do not whine ! These were made for *FUN* . 

Noun:
Enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure: “anyone who turns up can join in the fun”.
Adjective:
Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable: “it was a fun evening”.
Verb:
Joke or tease: “no need to get sore—I was only funning”; “they are just funning you”.
Synonyms:
noun. amusement – joke – sport – jest – lark – entertainment
verb. joke – jest – banter – jape – lark

– Do flies goes under animal Protection laws ? –

– Did this light has any effect on Deidara hair ? is that why he is Blonde ???-

– Me not think so…Oh you meant the others Me ? who is Me? –

– Remember this , anyone can be anyone and anywhere –

– Itachi seem to have Smell Problem…just eww- 

– Tobi true Identity finally Revealed- (Picture won’t bite , click to see it Larger!) 

Rumble Rumble

I always though that Naruto’s Rasengan was his Ultimate Jutsu . You know , kinda like Goku Trademark attack was Ka-me-ha-me-haaaaaa! .

I remember in DBZ , Goku used the Kamehameha as last resort . Because it take a lot of energie . And when he used the Kamehameha it usually signaled the mood of the Battles . Making others like Piccolo , and Krillin saying things like ” Goku’s getting serious !”.

But with Naruto it’s completely another story . The Rasengan and Kamehameha has neither the same form (yes round in both cases , blue in both cases ) but they aren’t in the same level at all .

Yes the Rasengan can do alot of damage to one bodie if you take a direct hit . But with the Kamehameha you can wipe away a whole country lol

And now everyone is running around making a Rasengan 

Well , everyone….I’m thinking mostly for those who started this (aka The 4th Hokage and Jiraiya ) . And now….Konohamaru is going Rasengan on Pain ?!?!?!

Well he can . But I though Naruto was a freaking Hero ?? Usually , Heroes have their own *unique* technique . Madara get his own freaky Susanoo (with double head ) . Sasuke get his own Susanoo in the form of DBZ mixing !

And Naruto get ripped off ?!?! NOT FAIR !!!!!

Ok , he has Futon Rasen Shuriken , and Sage mode , and his new Team-work with Kurama . BUT his strongest Technique Futon RasenShuriken look lame . (especially when he throw it at the same as two others : Bee and Itachi ) and his look Lamoooo….next to those 2 .

I mean , what if Vegeta when he came the 1st time on earth . Blasted Goku with a Kamehameha ? (Instead of his Gari-gun thingy) .

That would be like a WTF moment right ? I mean , I know most DBZ charachter (Yamcha , krillin , Turtles) could do a kamehameha . Even Goku’s kids end up being tiny clones of him . But still…Kishi you are supposed to get ‘inspired’ from DBZ. Not COPYING!

And to add to the ‘repetetive’ mood lol

Well….First there was the Sage of 6 Path with those eyes .  Then came his Two Son’s . Who One had the Eye , the other had the Body (watever that mean ) .

Then came along Nagato…aka Pein . (again Rinnegan eyes passed down)

Then with Pein came alot of bodies all wearing the Rinnegan . (Teach those who claimed it was a Myth , now you got Spammed like hell!) .

And the Devil came wearing Prada-Ahem ! I mean , wearing a Mask and a set of eyes that will sent even the most evil creature back to the Abyss with just one look…..

 (or he think , he just make me wanna smash that mask with a baseball bat ) .

And like it is not enough of a copy-past , now Edo-tensei-Madara got a new set of what…? EYES ! (not brain= didn’t have any left in stock) .

Argh….and to make it EVEN worse (Like it’s possible…why yes , it’s !) . He claim to have *Awaken* his Rinnegan just before he died

Of course , such claims mean (if it’s true) that not just him . But also Sasuke has the abilitie to get the Rinnegan , and Itachi would’ve (if he survived ) and mostly all those in the Uchiha with the Abilitie of the Sharingan .

I don’t know if Itachi would be able to ‘activate’ the Rinnegan in his edo-dead-tensei mode . But Sasuke has a lot more chances to activate his own Rinnegan .

The real question here (beside wtf all these rinnegan spamming) is that : Is there a requirement to Unlock them ?

From Nagato own memeories ,  intense traumatisme seem to have done the trick . Yet in Itachi and Sasuke cases , they only got the Sharingan and later the Mangekou Sharingan activated . No Rinnegan .

Maybe you need both Senju and Uchiha ADN to get both Sharingan and Rinnegan . (and Madara thanx to Kabuto has both inside of him ) .

My real question is this one : If having both DNA (Senju and Uchiha) = Unlocking Rinnegan . Does that mean , if Kakashi somehow get Senju DNA he can unlock the Rinnegan ?

And how come Kakashi is stuck with ONE FREAKING JUTSU ?

Yes Kamui is Amazing ! Yes Kamui is Rocking ! Yes Kamui can get ride of shit in your room if you had it , which will save you from dumping all that junk underneath your bed……

But Kamui is ONE jutsu . And Uchiha claims that when you activate the Mangekou you get 3 new JUTSU . So where are the 2 others he is supposed to get ?

I though ,maybe because his chakra level is limited he only got one . But I doubt that’s the reason . Since Itachi activated Susanoo and didn’t stop that Jutsu from siphoning his life away…

So how much of a danger is a Jutsu has no impact on it . Unless you get Jutsu depanding on your chakra level . If that’s the case , how come Naruto doesn’t have that many ?

And also , one thing I noticed when it come to Kamui . Is that , Kakashi use it way too much . Yes , I understand the way of thinking strong enemy = use your strongest Jutsu .

But his Kamui seem to have an *addictive* qualitie to it . And you can say that about most Uchiha Jutsu .

I mean , as soon as Sasuke unlocked his Susanoo and no matter how much strain and pain it gave him . He used it against Danzo over and over . Because 1- it was his strongest technique . 2- he wanted to make it perfect . 3- Cose he was showing off lol

But in Kakashi case , he is the copy Ninja . And Jutsu (strong and weak) he is said to have an arsenal at his hand . (yes his chakra limit him at what and how much he can throw at his ennemie) . But still….using Kamui every chance he get , and keep saying ‘I’m worried about my chakra level…but hell…If I die..so what..” .

Kakashi ! you got saved once from death by Pain by Pure luck ! Don’t die on the Freaking battelfield because of Kamui !!!

So yeah in my not so humble opinion XD Sharingan still rock my world (even if it has evil tendancy) . Sorry Rinnegan…you just lost your charm with all the copy-like running wild .

I let you muse over this  picture where someone used a red crayon and pointed out something…interesting (not me , Found not did) :

And to Top it off ,  I give you this pretty wallpaper of Itachi vs Kakashi (I mean two rockin’ Legend there ) ❤

Tobi Theory

So , I decided to take the bull by the horn and go throw what I got so far about The Masked Man aka our dear friend Tobi .

We are really (hopefully) getting close as to who the hell he is . So before the nice mysterie bubble get shot down….

Let’s us Proceed….

TOBI IS…….

UCHIHA KAGAMI

       What we know about him ? Nothing much beside he has the Sharingan which Mark him as an Uchiha .

He wear the Konoha headband , so he is and was in the time of Senju/Uchiha .

Why is he Tobi ? = His face form is similar to Tobi . His eye too…and he has no past- no identity = He fit the bill ?

Kagami = Tobi ?

So hum….next !

TOBI IS…….

IZUNA UCHIHA

The only problem with this Theory is this Picture :

So….Izuna = Tobi ?

                            Tobi claim Izuna is dead . Madara claim his brother is dead .  Why everyone claim he is alive ??? Because of the sharingan ? Not enough , even Danzo almost become Tobi since he had a Sharingan (and not just any , 10+ Shisui Sharingan) .

                                         Then there is the Theory that say ,

                                             That Tobi is………….

                                              MADARA UCHIHA

Tobi = Madara ?

Well , from the way I understand how the Edo Tensei work . You need a corpse for the summon . And the one who you wanna call back (into the living world) MUST exist in the Pure world  .

The thing here , is IF Kabuto summoned Madara Soul from the Pure World . Then there is no way in hell , it is Madara . Because Madara only has 1 SOUL!

Hello…..he need a SOUL to put inside the Corpse (Vessel) to be able to use their techniques ! So therefor , if the soul is already stored inside a dead body . Then there is no way , Tobi can be Madara because Madara only has 1 SOUL . BUT if he found a way to split his soul…then this is another Story .

If Indeed , Madara before he died found a way to split his soul /or stored somewhere (knowing he will die to advance some futur plan *knowing he will be ressurected* ) . Then yes , Madara then (with 2 soul even if only as a shred ) can be fighting Naruto and the 5 kages at the same time .

But as far as I can tell , the manga deal alot with ADN and grave-robbing which is close to Necromancy . But Souls ? only Orochimaru is known to have made fishy busness with that domain .

Many claim to have reached the ‘Immortal Plateau’ , Orochimaru and Haku (From Will of Fire Movie) were both bragging about getting close to the solution of being Ultimate being and cheating death for good . And both failed….

Yet , Kakuzu one who believed only in money claim that such thing as Immortality doesn’t exist . But just how far can you trust such claim ?

Is Tobi a weak being that is trying to reach the Immortal Plateau ? Or is he truly an Immortal being (aka Madara) and is finishing an old job he started a long time ago ?

Or Maybe , this Moon Plan isn’t about making everyone behave better (Mass Gengetsu) but about Tobi becoming the exact opposite in belief to Rikkudou and at the same time , trying to surpasse him ?

                                                             Let’s hear what you think….

                                               

(Remember , argue but back it up..orthewise just keep it silent ) 

The Masked Man

I promised myself I wasn’t gonna put anything about this guy , until we get more details .

And I’m not , I have no idea who the hell is hiding his mug face behind a weird mask . (Yes I hate the mask!)

It could be anyone we know , and anyone we don’t know . Remember , these peoples can remove an eye and put it back and don’t lose their sight . So it could be someone who isn’t even an Uchiha who heard about the clan , did his homework and decided to play a trick on everyone while taking everything . Just as it could be Izuna , Madara brother . Or maybe his ancestor who is still alive wrinkle and all and maybe that’s why he is hiding his mug cose he is very very very old and look like a mummy 😛

There have been some theory as to who it’s , and there are many things that don’t add up . So it make it less likely to be the case….

The 1st one (you may have heard of it already) , but it is a picture that show Danzo Shimura…

See for yourself…

So what’s wrong with this picture ?

Yes , the hair look almost the same . But if you look at the eye behind the mask , I think that one was worked and not an original design .

Danzo eyes even when he showed his Sharingan , it wasn’t the same eye . It’sn’t about the Sharingan design but the corner of the eye , how it was draw is just not the same .

Add to that , this guy has a strong but clear voice . While Danzo has a voice that say his age . And the masked guy even though we assumed he was Madara at first , his voice wasn’t one of an old person .

I do agree that weirdly enough , they have the same top hair all spikey like . And he does wear those white stuff around his head . And the masked guy was once shown wearing some white bandana around his head . (when he lost half of his mask against Konan) .

But I don’t think Danzo is the masked man . I mean come on , first he doesn’t hate Konoha , quiet the opposite actually . And second , how would he have orchestred his fight with Sasuke while Sitting a few feet away as Madara huh ?!?

The second theory (an old one this one) , is that Tobi is Ubito . I read somewhere a while ago that Tobi would be Ubito inversed or something…..

See the theory for yourself….

So what’s wrong with this one ?

First ,  remember the motive ?

Yes , that’s the important part . The motive !

This kid if he survived being squached and losing an eye and the blood loss , WHY would he go in hiding and come back many years later and rage war ?

He gave his eye to Kakashi with his best wishes and his blessing . He sacrified himself to save his teameates .

Why would he become banana and try to take over the world ? cose they forget him under a rock ??!??

I don’t think Kakashi would have left the spot if he knew Obito was still alive……..

That’s why I say , Obito is not TOBI . And Tobi is not OBITO . Same hair , YES . Same eyes ? maybe…not sure . Same guy ? Don’t think so….

Remember , who ever it is : THIS GUY HAS A HUGE GRUDGE!

Yes , he is doing it cose he think he deserve it . He think it will make him complete . He think the world would cease the hating and become peaceful under one gaze . He think it is something that is rightfuly his . As you can see , watever his reasons are , this guy has a huge grudge against the world and the peoples of Konoha especially . So he is either related to Madara , which would explain how he know so much about him and how he is imitating him and copying him .  Or it’s somoene who isn’t related to the Uchiha , but then……………who ?

The closest clue I got was by putting the only nude eye we see of the masked guy , and paste it on Izuna (Madara younger brother) . He is the only one that I feel has similar (eye design) to the masked guy . I’m not saying it’s him but his eyes are the closest match…..

Took this picture…

Past the eye on Izuna…

And you get……..

Now , that eye fit or what ? 🙂

 

 

 

 

Randomness II

Ah Naruto , well the Manga is advancing we are nearing the battle that will oppose Naruto and Sasuke .

For the Anime , well they are giving us FILLER episodes . Meaning , they are making episodes out of their asses while we not so patiently are waiting for the story to move .

Meanwhile , I was bored so I edited some pictures of Madara . I’m sure if you do a Google search you will find better , but these are mines .

I do recommend watching the episode ‘Fight Rock Lee’  cose it was a really funny one !

*text* I’m THA Man! I feel Like Batman , now where is my Mad-Mobile?

First Edit XD

2nd Edit!

And last , this Animated Picture I found while surfing . For those who are big *Fan* of Madara you gonna like this one 🙂

I didn’t make this one , but I had to share it with you cose it’s really cool 🙂

And another I found on the web lol it would explain Madara sociopathic tendancie…just a tiny bit 😛

LOL

Enjoy!

 

6th Coffin

 

Just who the hell is in that 6th coffin ?!?!

When Kabuto approched Madara he came prepared . He showed him what he could do and what he had to offer . And since he isn’t stupid , he knew there was a chance that Madara may attack him . So he came with a secret card in the form of a coffin with inside somoene that Madara feared .

Even if he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who ‘fear’ anything , this mysterious sleeping beauty inside the coffin , made Madara pose and accept Kabuto in his organization .

So who the hell is it ?!?! is it a Somoene or a something ?

Here are the ‘potential’ condidate for the 6th coffin :

Harishama Senju . He could be in the 6th coffin .

Why ?

1- He is the only one know for defeating Madara , not once but twice .

2- Madara claim to have the greatest of respect for him but  he also  hate this guy just the same .

3- He also cannot be in the coffin for this simple reason :  Madara is shown to have used Harishama DNA for the Zetsu , and has his body . If so , then :

* He already know how to defeat Harishama therefor he isn’t a threath to him , and the being in the coffin IS a threath to Madara .

* If he has his body , there is a chance Kabuto doesn’t have his DNA . And without that he cannot bring him back . (unless Danzo shared the DNA he got before Madara took the body but I doubt it ) .

Uzumaki Mito .

The 1st Hokage wife , also the 1st Host of the Nine-Tails Kyuubi .

Why ? if Madara believe Naruto a threath and left him last to be captured . Just guess how much power she must had .

And Madara seem to know about her and her *power* (when he point out that Naruto could see the evil inside peoples just like she did ) . That mean she must had the same transformation like Naruto did . And if Naruto is strong so she must have been .

 

Sage of 6 Paths .

Why?

Well because he is the freaking creator of all shinobi . He is like a G-od . He *made* the Ten-Tails and put it inside himself , then he took controle over the beast and was able to live a long time without any bug 😛

But , yes there is a BUT . If it was truly him , then Kabuto wouldn’t have a *need* to do research on him , right ?

I mean if he has the DNA to bring this guy back from the dead . Why do research on him ? cose if you recall when he will ask for Sasuke in exchange for his help . He claim he need him for his research on the Sage of 6 Paths .

 

  The Ancestors!

No , he won’t bring back Madara since he isn’t dead . But maybe the person in the last coffin is one of their ancestor .

If Kabuto bring back the grand Pa of Harishama . That would mean he will bring back the guy who fought the Grand Pa of Madara . And I’m sure if something like that happen , the guy who’s answer was ‘love’ will certainly try to stop Madara and not join him .

As for if he bring back Grand pa Madara ? That would be tricky . Grand Pa of Madara would probably likely to side with his descendant . Unless Kabuto has totale controle of him , then yes . He would become a great threath for Madara who isn’t younger anymore and doesn’t have the power he had before .

 

Minato , also known as the 4th Hokage . Father of Naruto and husband to Kushina Uzumaki .

Why?

He is the 2nd man , know to be able to best Madara in battle . From Kushina flashback , he fought Madara the night Naruto was born . He was not only able to steal the Nine-Tails back from him before he went on a rampage . But he also was able to wound him with a Rasengan . I tell you , if this guy survived there won’t be a war at all !!

Those are the peoples I *think* maybe inside the 6th coffin . Of course , there are many other theory outta there . Everyone has an opinion and this is mine .

Know that I maybe wrong in this but so  are you , none know WHO is in the freaking coffin . We will know sooner or later , but meanwhile we can still guess 🙂

There are also *funny* theory as to Who is in the coffin  , like these two pictures . I let them speak for themself 😀

 

And now , WHO aren’t at 100% in the coffin but we WISH they were !!

                                        – He isn’t in the coffin , but I wish he was HAHAHA , just seeing the look on Madara face it would be priceless –

                                             Darth Vader – He isn’t but I bet many though of it 😉 –

                                              – Kreia – Kotor 2 – She would probably use him (Madara) then dump him like she did with Sion and Nihilus –

                        -Nemesis Resident Evil – He will need to add ‘Madara’ to his list of target since he is programmed to kill only members of S.T.A.R.S.

                      -Sephiroth – Do I have to say anything about this guy ? like Darth Vader , he would probably slash Madara to little pieces before going on the hunt for Clouuuuuuud .

                                     – Saddam from South Park- He will probably drive Madara crazy lol

                          – Broly from DBZ- He will probably scream ‘KAKAROT’ , kill , pound and squach Madara before he will notice that it isn’t Kakarot lol –

                       – Alien Queen – Maybe Kabuto found one and want to unleash her on Madara lol watch out for those theeths !-

And so the question remain unanswered , WHO do YOU think is in the 6th coffin ? and most important is WHY .