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Madara Uchiha Twin Pack !

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 5, 2012 by admin

The last manga chapter number 600 is out ! So hurry and go read it . Because what’s coming is a lot of SPOILERS!

You have been warned .

I bet everyone is still going berserk over Obito being Tobi and that state of mind is not about to cool down with the new chapter .

Like isn’t bad enough , Madara Uchiha show up on the battelfield .

But before we turn to prayer for the whole group of (Kakashi , Guy , Naruto , Killer Bee , 9-tails and 8-tails) since so far :

1- They barely wounded Obito .

2- Kakashi is running thin on Chakra

3- Guy seem his youth is getting quiet old

4- Naruto super new Power seem useless , since he is busy protecting everyone and so far he can’t find an opening .

Madara show up , and make things from worse to….horribly worse .

But for those who are Madara fans , before you go all ‘Eeeek! it’s Madara-sama ‘ .

Anyone notice anything ‘weird’ going on with the Madara that just showed up ??

Here a picture of the Madara that just (without invitation no less) dropped by .

Anyone notice something odd ???

I tell you what , look at the Madara that was fighting the 5 kages (and after he ripped his contract ) :


Here Madara cheat the Edo-Tensei and say ‘ Like hell you are getting ride of me !’ .


And then , all the chakra-soul-bullshit settle in , and his last form (excuse the term) is this one :

So what’s the difference you may ask ???

In the 1st picture (the Madara that dropped by on the battlefield) , on his body . We can clearly see a lot of crack . The same crack that are done by the Edo-Tensei .

On this last picture , the crack of the Edo-Tensei are gone ! he is just a floating Soul . Raw powers , all piled up under that big hair and talking no less .

Of course I may be wrong . But if I’m wrong , how come the 2 pictures don’t match ! SUSHIMOTO! don’t you have Beta reader-tester-checker ?!?!?!

But for 1 second , let’s forget about the picture maybe wrong . That it was just an error on their part .

If it’s another Madara , it bring out the question of HOW ?

And if it’s the same MAdara , does that mean the 5 Kages got pawned ?

And if isn’t the same MAdara , then how come there are 2 of them ? One seem under the effect of the edo-tensei (which was released) . And the 2nd Madara (facing the 5 Kages) seem to be just a soul .

Yet Kabuto explained the Edo-Tensei well . He said it need a SOUL + ADN = Zombie !

But since Madara is very strong , splitting his soul wouldn’t make a big difference . At least , to the naked eye , we won’t see a difference in his power even if he lack say 1/3 of his soul . (Because the guy is freaking powerful!) .

Yet , on Orochimaru now that he was brought back . We clearly see that something changed in him . He doesn’t seem like his usual pedo-psycho-creepy-scary-halloween .

You know , there is something that bother me . Everyone say that Madara fought Harishama TWICE . I recall he fought Harishama and all that was left from that battle was the Valley of the End . Can someone point out , when was the 1st Fight ???

If and I insist on the IF , IF the Madara that showed up on the battlefield is a product of the Edo-Tensei . 2 Questions rise up and scream ‘ we need an answer!’ :

1- How and When was he brought back with the Edo-tensei ?

2- Who did it ?

Kabuto is stuck in a loop , so it can’t be him . This Madara IF he was brought by the Edo-Tensei it must’ve been AFTER Itachi released the technic .

Because , if he was with the other zombies , like the other Madara . He would’ve ripped his contract and gained a face without wrinkles . Yet , we can clearly see crack on his whole body . That tell me , it was done AFTER Itachi released the edo-tensei .

If it’s true , then that mean Tobi is not OBITO .  It mean a 3rd asshole is hiding and brought out this Madara .

Of course , it could easily be that Black Zetsu . After all , we haven’t heard from him yet . And we do not know what he can and cannot do . Maybe he can do the edo-tensei as well . We can’t discard him as useless , when his role is yet to be revealed .

As for Obito , well there isn’t much surprise there . Of course , my reaction when I saw it was him under the mask was ‘ Are you freaking kidding me ?!?!’ .

And no , it doesn’t have anything to do about him being strong or anything like that . It’s mostly cose , he still doesn’t fit the profile of TOBI .

One picture that tell me (kinda) that he is not TOBI is this one :

In his battle against Conan , she was able to destroy the top half of his mask . And from the picture , it seem like half of his face is all white . And the other half is all black .

Now , doesn’t that remind you of someone ???

Ahem…he is called the Aloé Vera !

Only difference is that the white and black is kinda reversed . I for one always suspected that the Zetsu was made somehow . I also suspect that the white Part of him may just be DNA of Harishama . And the black part would be the dark chakra of the 10-tails .

Obito may have gone bonkers over the loss of Rin , but so far he doesn’t seem bloodthirsty to me .  He doesn’t want the 10-tails to go on a rampage . He doesn’t want to fuse with the 10-tails and become the greatest being .

Yet the Masked Tobi , did claim at some point that one of his goal was to have a ‘perfect’ body . You don’t get that by sitting on your ass you know .

The only reason a being like Tobi will go as far as changing his whole body as seen in the picture above , is to help in the process of fusion with something bigger then himself .

Wanna know when Tobi was bloodthirsty ?? Check out what he did in the Mist Village , controlling the 4th Mizukage . Was Obito even born back then ? Considering that the last Mizukage is older than Gaara !

Hey ! We have been asking that question forever ! Actually , that is the public line !

Err…..what do you think he has been doing ? Were you asleep Kakashi ?!?!?! He didn’t fall to the dark side you know ! That’s not a Jedi world !

Right , just put everyone to sleep . That make so much nosense .

One thing for sure , as much as they like to tell us and I quote :


That’s one hell of a long winded climax !!! Get on with it Goddamit ! 

Until next chapter….

Obito , Tobito and Burrito !

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 30, 2012 by admin

OMG! THE MASK HAS FINALLY FALLEN . And the masked man is none else but OBITO UCHIHA .

Well , that’s really what I like to say . But WRONG!

Sorry for all of you outta there , who are doing the Victory dance !

Nope , it doesn’t fly with me .

All of you outta there who are already celebrating (before knowing the why , the how and the when ) . I suggest , you hold on that bottle of champagne before going Bonzai !

There is one thing that someone on Narutospot pointed out , that we (me included ) completely forgotten .

During the attack of the 9-tails on Konoha (the night Naruto was born ) . Minato said someone was controlling the 9-tails .

In Naruto Shippuden Episode 248 , we see clearly a masked man fight the 4th Hokage .


Now the real question is : How old was Obito during that time ???

And as seen in this picture , he isn’t in the group . (neither is Ryn ) . Yet , during that same time . Itachi noticed how odd that his parents chose that day to be absent . (and you know if the Uchiha knew about the attack it kinda explain why the 3rd failed in the negociation . Yet , we could say the same , where were all konoha shinobi when Itachi was killing everyone huh ) .

From the flashback , he was maybe around 8 or maybe older . So how can he be fighting the 4th Hokage and be a kid at the same time ?

Even if it’s Obito standing before Kakashi and Naruto and Gai . It doesn’t mean HE IS the masked man .

Come on , if they can make 10 robes for the members of Akatsuki . They can make 2 orange crappy mask and those dark clothes .

Yes , if there are 2 Tobi the only trouble is that we didn’t see them together .

And don’t forget , we have yet to hear the voice of Obito . So far , we have one strong kinda old voice of the masked man .  And shinobi can alter their voices at will (and with training ) . Remember , when Yamato easily imitated Sasori voice right on the spot to fit with his disguise ?

As for those outta there , who claim that the masked man is MADARA Uchiha .

Answer this question if you can :

If Madara Uchiha is just a soul now that he ripped his contract (before the Edo-tensei was dissolved) . How can he be inside Obito controlling him and at the same time fighting the 5 Kages ???

Because , as far as I know . The only being so far who know how to , and took the risk to imitate No-Nose aka Voldemort


Orochimaru .

He is the only being so far in the manga that taken a step to split his soul , so he can come back .

Madara so far , is a full soul . And he is fighting the 5 Kages . So unless they reveal he did the same thing……

I say the real vilain is either an unknown (and unseen) person yet to be revealed . Or Orochimaru (why not ? as you can see , he is like a cold he always manage to come back) .

There is Sasuke who is still around and walking still the wrong path . (I swear , he should learn to read road-sign) .

And then there is the Aloé-Vera . We do know that the white side of him has been destroyed by Sasuke . But the Black Zetsu is still around , breathing and mysterious as ever . His role in the manga is yet to be revealed .

Of course , there are many other theory like Izuna being the masked man .

But that one nobody wanna explain , if he is still around . How come Madara on the battlefield claim his brother is dead .

Madara is arrogant , an asshole but a liar I do not think so . He doesn’t strike me as someone who would lie about something like that .

I think Madara had the same kind of relationship Sasuke had with Itachi . Sasuke being a Madara like (not just as powerful , so don’t go crazy ) .

Yet , there is one thing bothering me with Madara (beside the obvious of WHY IS HE STILL AROUND IF THE WORLD IS WORTHLESS !!) .

Why he want the 9-Tails , yet he has the power and seem aware of the existence of the 10-tails . Why did he never try to bring the 10-tails back .

When he captured the 9-tails , from what he said to Kurama , it sounded as he knew a great deal about the beast .

Yet , so far there is no flashback about him trying to be a host for the 10-tails or trying to revive the great beast .

So yeah , we are back to the starting point…..

But to cool it off , if you didn’t already start watching . I suggest to go and start watching Rock Lee and his Ninjas Pals . It’s freaking hilarious !


Kabuto Self Self

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2012 by admin

So before I go off and start rambling , the last Chapter (Manga) of Naruto Shippuden Number 584 : Kabuto Yakushi is OUT . So go read it !!!!!

If  you are really just watching the anime and not reading the Manga at all (Why may I ask ?) then….err…..wrong blog ?

Damn you Sasuke ! YES DAMN YOU !

To hell with it ! Danzo Shimura is dead okay . Yes he is dead…6 feets under being eaten by worms . Well as far as the anime and the manga goes . Danzo is dead .

And now Kabuto is spilling his guts , and Danzo is dead and there are all these new questions that pop out of nowhere . And all the assholes who have the answers are DEAD!!!

Danzo is dead , Orochimaru is sealed away , the 4th is dead , the 3rd is dead and countless others who have answers are all MUTE .

Why I’m yelling at Sasuke for ? Well , he is the one who rushed in to avenge Itachi and kinda cornered Danzo who decided to take the two (Sasuke , Tobi) down by going Kamikaze hence he Prout DIE……

And Kabuto didn’t bring him back when he used his summon-Edo-Tensei . Either he doesn’t feel like that old man hold any truth useful for him , or he doesn’t have any of his DNA to bring him back .

So yeah , I’m mad at Sasuke . I never though this old geezer (Danzo) had any real importance . Yes he kinda made Pein and Itachi and Shisui and what not by his actions . But once he died , all the actions turned on Sasuke and Tobi . And Danzo quickly (weirdly) become…..Danzo who ?!?

At least that’s how I feel . I mean , really you recall this guy as a key player ??? How ?

Yes he is a guilty party in the Uchiha massacre . And there are many things we still don’t know about what really happen .

But since he was radicale and never reached his goal which was to be Hokage of Konoha . I really dismissed him since he failed in the end even though he sacrified alot of peoples for his goal .

Tobi who did the same and sacrified lot of peoples (esp. the akatsuki’s members) but unlike Danzo he still in the run and may still reach his goal . And Orochimaru even thought he is out of the game for a long time now , because of Kabuto he is still an active player even if his real body isn’t around to laugh at us . Kabuto is following watever foot print Orochimaru left and walking straight ahead without looking back once .

I’ll be honest , I really DON’T LIKE Danzo Shimura . I actually hate the guy with a burning fire that could be confused with the Will of Fire .

I mean really , and hence when Kabuto started spilling his gut I knew Orochimaru would be in the flashback . But I’m kinda dissapointed to see Danzo name show up .

Now one would say ‘ why would you believe what Kabuto is thinking anyway ‘ . Why are you reading the Manga for dude ?  is my reply .

Now the next question is ‘Why would we believe Orochimaru ‘ . Because from the flashback , we know he wanted Kabuto as soon as he spotted him as a kid . (pervert!)

But Danzo is different . Danzo wanted to take over Konoha by using members of Root to do his bidding . Stabbing and stealing and spying in the shadow , while slowly he inch his way to the chair of Hokage .

Orochimaru didn’t care for Konoha . Well he did once upon a time when he was a kid and some humanity was left inside of him . With age come sociopathy that took ROOT in him , hence probably why he was one of the rare member of ROOT to ever complain about ROOT teaching (aka losing your emotions and stuff) .

But Danzo wanted to use anyone he could for the sake of his goal . He claim it’s for Konoha . But if he is thinking of the way of the roman . And César is ROME , Danzo is Konoha .If you help Danzo you are helping Konoha .  Then dear Danzo , you are not Konoha and you do not know what being a Hokage is all about .

I think the guy missed a class or something . Because you can reason and justify this way of thinking all you want . It’s in the end still wrong you know .

To call killing peoples a necessary sacrifices is simply murder . And to send peoples to the slaughter as soon as they have no use or you think they are dangerous . That’s Paranoia !!! look it up ! it can be controlled by medication Geez….

Those who share Danzo view , usually are afraid for their little person . Watch how Danzo started running when he was cornered like a dog . Watch how the 3rd stood his ground to the end !!!!

Watch how Danzo when questioned about his action he start babbeling and preaching to Sasuke about not understanding Itachi sacrifice .  Yet he never answer the question , I wonder why .

 Lending others powers . Ha ! And that’s coming from someone who STOLE powers twice HA!

No really , you gonna tell me he is RIGHT ? His actions is what brought about Pein fury Goddamit ! His actions ALONE are what made Pein , what forced a genocide of Hanzo (not that I have any sympathie for mister mask number 2) but his actions created Pein . So what give ???

He himself stole power that wasn’t his . That mark him as a weakling . Second , he lied and betrayed one of his oldest friend Sarutobi (3rd Hokage) . That mark him as trash , and trash like him shouldn’t be put in a position of power or speak and preach to others . When them , themself have dirty hands .

But back to the last chapter . With the flashback from Kabuto we learn that Danzo was behind the loss Kabuto suffured .

 Not really .

See if I wanted to know (which a tiny part of me want to) , but a BIGGER part of me don’t wanna know . Because with knowing come probably a sob story which will make me tiny sympathic and Kabuto is the ennemy !

I don’t want to feel sympathie for him !!! He stood there and probably helped Orochimaru gather peoples to experiment on . You wanna have sympathie for that ???

But I guess for the sake of sanity  we still will know what happen ….

So in short , Root leader Danzo decided that Kabuto was too good at spying . And become a threath . So they use a trick of brainwashing his mother by creating a new kabuto for her , and send her to kill someone else (who is actually the real kabuto) . Then tadam Orochimaru show up….blahblah spill it all , give him the devil deal and BAM . We are back to… to stop the Edo-Tensei ???

Or are we gonna go trough more flashback ?

You know what bother me in the flashback above ? Two things actually :

1- We can’t say for 100% sure that what Orochimaru say is true . cose they are Kabuto memory and we only have one side of the story .

2- If it’s true , doesn’t that kinda annoy you that Danzo was bitter thinking Itachi told Sasuke everything . Yet if what Orochimaru say is true . Danzo would have gone and babbeled everything to Kabuto Mother . That’s Hypocrite !!!!! LAME!!!

Add to that , it does sound like almost the truth . But we gotta remember that the one talking is Orochimaru . And he is the king of manipulation . And he wanted kabuto , and when he want something he will lie and do anything to get it . Hence why…….take it with a bit of salt .

Also , one part where he say that Kabuto have left the Orphanage so to get money in exchange of working for ROOT . and it make it as Kabuto sacrifying himself and trying to make a Bond . It give us (if it is true) a profile of Danzo . That he is a man who like this kind of peoples , easy to use and destroy as he see fit .

And the part where he say to the Mother that Kabuto was a double-agent and she gotta kill him (not knowing it’s Kabuto) . That tell me , it’s very similar to Itachi situation being a double-agent and wiping his clan in one night . Coincidence ? I don’t think so…

Danzo is GUILTY at least of betraying the 3rd Hokage Sarutobi .  That alone make me wanna cheer for a re-match Sasuke vs Danzo , just to see him being squached again and again…

So either he lost his limbs…..hence why he say ‘I’m collecting a bit of everything ‘ . Or well , actually I don’t buy it .

Orochimaru know who he is . What he want to know is the WHY he exist or if there is like a path pre-destined for everyone…or is it us who choose what path we walk .

His goal actually changed with each episodes . I recall his first goal was collecting all knowledge , comparing Jutsu and seals as colors and combining them to get a new color . And when one would have aquired all the colors possible , that being can be called the supreme being of all .

Then his goal was immortality , then it was taking over the world , then it was about reincarnation and what not .

In the end of his day just before he get beaten by  a kid , we are still confused ! WHAT’S HIS FUCKING GOAL ALREADY ???

I know it’s all the aboves probably , cose Orochimaru is a snake and he may look slim and thin but his eyes are bigger then his stomach .  He wanted everything and everyone that had what he wanted or may amuse him for a time .

Nice Move , nice way to go Orochimaru .

That ‘I will protect you from Danzo’ is a way to say ‘I will keep you from knowing the truth by saying Danzo would kill you if i weren’t there to protect you . Hence why I’m keeping you away from him ‘ .

Hello Manipulation !

I can’t believe Kabuto remember this shit and someone outta there exept ME to go all Awwww . Sorry , but if I were in Kabuto shoes , especially that he isn’t stupid . I would run the other direction , not take this THING hand and walk with him .

I mean , if Kabuto was that good at spying and was smart enough to know that he was spying and know that spying may also include murdering for the sake of a mission . You gonna tell me , he is just a kid he didn’t know better hence why he believed Orochimaru ?

But what about later , he didn’t stay a kid all his life . He traveled all over the place to get informations . And he had maintes chances to go to Konoha and ask Danzo directly the truth .

So my question is why . Why didn’t he investigate whatever Orochimaru told him ?

He did investigate Kimimaro in hope of healing him (Thought I do doubt that he did) , yet…he couldn’t investigate his own past ? Where he came from before Nonou (or Mother) ?

So that’s the answer ? You don’t like who you are turn to Botox ?

What happen to….Therapy ? singing Kumbaya ? smoking the Pipe of Peace around a fire ? Dansing to bring the rain ?? Doing Meditation maybe ??

So drugs is the answer ????

Poor Kabuto . Oh hell……It’s SAD . But it doesn’t Jutsify what he is doing or what about to do in the real world . His war , his edo-tensei puppets . All the peoples he killed just to summon the troops of Edo-tensei . And let’s not forget all those he killed before and after joining with Orochimaru .

So I finish this by saying….get ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY ! for the 100 times lol


To have Nothing

Posted in Episodes, Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2012 by admin

I’m gonna review the Chapter 582 of Naruto Shippuden . The Manga , as in book and reading . So go read it if you didn’t already 🙂

Right now , Kabuto is still holding his own against Sasuke and Itachi . Thanx to Kishi who is milking this manga for all it’s worth .

I mean , yes Dragon Ball Z had long staring-in-each-other-eyes kinda of battle . But when the action finally happen they never dissapoint you !

I still recall with wonder Freeza Saga , one of the best ! (and yes I know many like Cell saga or Buu saga . I like the Freeza Saga best so there geez) .

But in Naruto , it’s another story . The fighting is filled with lot of chit-chat (it’s good to communicate but not in the middle of a freaking FIGHT!) .

And when they finally go down to fighting , it never last long enough . One of the two always run out of juice and you get The End .

Part of me doesn’t want this manga to end , it has many flaws but it’s ADDICTIVE!

So yes , even if I sound like I’m whining it’s a good whining not a bad one .  And at the same time , some mysteries in the manga I want them to be revealed ! cose it’s buggin me !

But let’s go back to the new chapter ,  Kabuto is making lot of mistakes ! lol Hell yeah !

Why ?  We know that manipulation is one of his favorite and most important skill . Yes even more important then Jutsu since he is doing alot of talking and very few attacks and they are all calculated .

Yet , he is revealing stuff about his past . Seeing how much he use manipulation , I would’ve though that revealing personal informations (or tidbit of your past ) can be harmful


I mean , we are talking about this guy who claim that he had to erase himself so he could dissepear easely in a crowd and be unnoticed and spy at his heart content . Yet , he is revealing bit of his past giving us a profile !

He could of course be using the informations so the ennemy (in this case Itachi/Sasuke) either they sympathize with him and let their guards down OR to turn them and convince them to join his cause .

I personally if I was in Kabuto shoes , and claim to have reached a level of the Sage of 6 Paths . I would prove it and crush the two Brothers . Not just Brag and Brag…cose so far , we have yet to see this amazing new Dragon Power .

I understand , he isn’t batteling just anyone . Both itachi and Sasuke are a challenge on their own . But teamed like this ? he is right to be extra careful . He remind me of a chess player lol hence why he think a lot before he make his move lol

OMG! Itachi ! WTF are you thinking ? He is leaving himself OPEN to direct attack just to save Sasuke ???

Now , before Sasuke-Fan-Girls come hunting for me . I’m an Itachi-Fan !

Actually , I’m thinking he is of course protecting Sasuke . After all the sacrifice it would be stupid to let him die now right ?

And also , he doesn’t want him to use Susanoo . Probably of the risk it bring in over using that thing . But Sasuke know how to fight !

This isn’t Gohan who had a natural talent but didn’t have any desire for battle and end up squeezing out a pathethique fight…..

And yes , Gohan-fan you are welcome to the hunt too !

Itachi turning to Paper Macher ? O the wrinkles ! no worrie Itachi , we all get them sooner or later . But really , Zombie much ? lol

Kabuto , you are not in a freaking Botanist Garden . And you are certainly not surrounded by Banzai Trees !

You are in a freaking hideout-Cavern with big chunk of rock sticking from the ground and the roof . It’s a miracle , everyone found a naked spot to put their feets !

And yet , as the nerd he is . He find beauty and wonder even in a crappy surrounding ! 😄 Now that’s EVIL 

Sorry……Urusay Sasuke…blahblah . It was cute at first , then  sweet . Now it’s just getting repetetive . Come on Itachi , get some back bones and show us the GRRRR big Bro act .

It’s probably the best he can do , considering he see himself as a big failur . I know crazy right ?

And yet , that’s the only way I can explain the why he keep saying he is sorry . He must be racked with guilt and shame (Damn you Danzo !!!!) and Damn you Itachi’s Dad!!!

He get to suffer and self-doubt himself and be plagued by guilt and shame , while all the adults who were supposed to give guidance were all too busy waging wars and being blinded by promises and lies .

It’s a shame ! a shame on them !

The Tragic thing , is that even if Sasuke could activate his Rinnegan and offer to ressurect Itachi , Itachi would probably refuse and give him something likeI need to pay for my sins and don’t deserve a second chance .

Which just piss me off mightly . If anyone deserve a second chance at LIFE , it’s those who gave up their lifes for a noble and Good cause (aka saving LIFEs not taking LIFES) .

Like Nagato Pein said so well , you must understand someone else pain . You don’t have to agree with it though…..

From Human to Snake……and from Snake to Dragon . What come after dragon ? you regress to a Frog ??

I mean a Dragon ? I’m all for D&D and dragons and stuff . But he really doesn’t scream Roaring Dragons scary like hell . So where is the Dragon then ?

Err….really ? Itachi is becoming so preachy . Next he will have a church and a Book !

Well let’s not go there lol dangerous territory 😄

But really , I know he is very wise for his age . And very smart (heck let’s call him a Genius) . And he is a pacifist . And he is preparing a unique Jutsu Izanami .

So all of this together tell me that he is either really preaching and trying to reach the human side of Kabuto (if any is left) . And he is also stalling for time for his Jutsu . Don’t think he can whip out that one out of his butt that fast lol

To be or Not To be . There is the question of the century . If you could save the world , but by doing so you will have to face corruption and even take the risk of being corrupted to your way to your goal . Will you still take the path presented to you ?

Is the end justify the mean ? Is it ok to steal and kill if it mean in the end a tyrant gonna be brought down and save countless lifes at the expanse of a minoritie ?

Well this is what Itachi is all about . Hello , were we watching the same Itachi Uchiha ?

Yet , he claim that he finally understood himself when he finally faced his true self in death . What the hell does that mean ????

Your true self ?

But he is talking about what you can do , and what you cannot do . The limit of one power or will . Because Itachi as strong as he was , his will was his greatest flaw you could say .

*GASP* How could I say that right ?

His will is what saved Konoha from an inter-war-coup-d’etat- . But at the same time , that same sacrifice is what gave Danzo a new weapons (10 sharingans) , created Peins , killed Yahiko , helped Obito , enslaved Sai and killed Shisui . And many others I’m forgetting I’m sure .

So yeah , his will is also a weakness hence why he avoided facing Sasuke so far . He is either afraid or watver…

I cannot see him scared shittless , but deeply wounded yes . Deeply ashamed yes . But fear nope . Maybe fear of not being forgiven . Since he accept Sasuke hating him . But even if Sasuke hate him , there is still a bond between them that never broke .

And that bond may just be their salvation in the end . Because where there is a bond , there are emotions attached . And when there are emotions be them good(love) or bad (hate) , you have hope and deseperation .

Meaning the end may still surprise us , since emotions are involved and the tips of the sword can be tipped in both direction . We just don’t know which direction it gonna be…

Argh…Itachi….contamination…I’m preaching just like him lol

LOSER? Who you calling a Loser you M****************!

Well , no dear Kabuto . Aknowledging what you can do and cannot do mean knowing your limit and learning of your own weakness  . Knowing this , also open you to how to make yourself a better person . Really , it’s all in the daily Dalai-Lama go read it !

Knowing one weakness , mean knowing one limit and one strenght . Right now Kabuto is seeing himself as indefeatable and that’s baaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd m’okay ?

But hey , it’s still a accomplishement so far to have snuk under Tobi radar and not being killed even after the loss of his master Orochimaru . So yeah , let’s not ignore what he was able to do……trough clenched theeths !

Dear….Oh my ! Does she look like a sister or what ?

Well she is wearing the clothes of a Nun (or a medic) . But she look like a twin of Kabuto . It’s amazing all these flashbacks , all peoples in them are totally blind !

He could easely been her son ! And without her glasses , I find that she look alot like Gaara’s Mother .

No kidding ? I always though Kabuto could’ve been a name for a spice . Why not ? the one from Dragon Ball Z had food names ! 😉

But it fit him , since a helmet do represent one Title and position in a society . And also is used to shield and protect , what better name he could’ have had ?

At least he is not a weasel……………………

So did Haku , Nagato , Ranmaru , Ukimaro , Kimimaro and countless others . And they all did the same thing as YOU ! go evil and let Tobi manipulate them ! OHHHHHH I hope when he get it , he get it GOOD! That masked Bastard gotta pay for all the suffering and manipulating he has done ! 

So hum….don’t go drama queen here , we know the script by heart now lol

Indeed , it’s HIS truth and HIS pain . So how truthful is this truth of his ? Is he Justified to do what he is doing ?

How can you measure your own pain and the pain you will cause because of your own griefs ?

Which pain is more worthy to be noticed .

Maybe next chapter will answer some questions and if not , at least get on with the freaking story !

Well I can easely see you lose . I admit , I couldn’t see Orochimaru lose because of his sociopathic-no-fear-crazy attitude .

But we were shown that he can maybe not die , but we can lock him up and throw the key (which Itachi just did that ) .

Yet Kabuto doesn’t foresee a plan where he lose . Of course , he doesn’t have the Sharingan so his seer powers are Zero . But he can read peoples and think ahead many steps (kinda like Shikamaru only evil) .

I hope for the sake of entraitainement he did run a make-belief scenario where he actually LOSE . otherwise , he is so screw up !

If you run a scenario where you can lose , you uncover mistake that may happen during a futur battle .

It’s like with Neji Hyuuga , he knew his weakness which helped him and saved his life (the knowledge) against the Sound 5 .

If he went all arrogant and ignored his own weakness and didn’t take advantage of it , he would’ve ended as Spider meat !

And yet , when he said he couldn’t see himself losing . I couldn’t help but think of Orochimaru . Orochimaru was too self-absorbed and him too couldn’t forsee (or maybe refused to) that Sasuke would turn on him or even kill him .

Oh he knew of Sasuke turning on him , but was he that 100% sure ? I still recall his deseperation when Sasuke will took over him and he got absorbed instead of Absorbing ! (such a dissapointement) .

I didn’t want Sasuke to die O Sasuke-Fan , but I wanted a freaking FAIR fight . Not this…..charade . Who knows , maybe Orochimaru will come back . After all he is not dead , just sealed with Nagato in a sword….

A sword that Itachi in his Edo-state still has and used already once .

Can you imagine , Kabuto snatch the sword in the middle of Izanami ? And break it , and POUF Orochimaru and Nagato come out . Then we will have Itachi+Sasuke+Nagato VS Kabuto+ Orochimaru ! Wahhhhh that would be awesome !

So your thoughs…………………………..

Iza Iza! Izanagi !

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 6, 2012 by admin

Ah! I’m gonna Review (Kinda) the last Chapter of Naruto Shippuden . Which make it Chapter 581 . So if you didn’t read it yet , go and do so . Don’t whine cose I’m gonna put Spoiler and you have been warned .

So hum….Kabuto is Facing the two last Uchiha . Sasuke (still Alive) and Itachi ressurected by the Edo-Tensei .

Kabuto student of Orochimaru has changed so much…OMG!  He had the look of a Nerd , with glasses and he was very smart .  You could say he had a ‘Bookish’ look on him , but that was just a ‘look’ .

Orochimaru hinted once in the past that Kabuto was Nastier then he was , which made him chuckle and it was true .


No matter how MUCH you change , and no matter how much changes you make to your body . Being a Nerd that he is lol , he still stuck having to ‘arrange’ his glassess lol

I mean , he claim to have ‘Blocked’ his sight so Gengetsu won’t have any affect on him . Yet , he still wear his glassess . And if his Sage-Mode enhance his senses like Naruto’s Sage Mode does . Then his glassess are mostly decoration and are pretty much useless . So WHY are you wearing THEM KABUTO ?!?!?!?

Err….his glassess aren’t an issue per se . But you know what ? It kinda kill the ‘Evil‘ part when he has to stop mid-sentance to push those thing up his nose .  Beside if he doesn’t need them….why wear them ?

I though he wanted to find his true self…..start by getting ride of those things (glasses) which were part of the ‘old nerd harmless ‘ Kabuto . I mean…shed the skin already lol

That’s what I have been thinking from the beginning ! THANK YOU KABUTO !

But really , what he is doing is completely opposite of what Itachi have been doing since his Clan slaughter . Yet , he (Sasuke) stand there and rationalize all of it and it still doesn’t add up .

I UNDERSTAND Sasuke Pain and Suffering and Reasoning . But I DO NOT AGREE with it . I really don’t . And It doesn’t mean that THE LEAF is INNOCENT . They aren’t .

I get that he is ANGRY and a huge fury of the size of the Fire Land is burning inside of him . But how come he doesn’t turn that rage against Tobi . Who I may add , was part of the Killing . Was aware of what Itachi did and felt and yet never stopped him or stepped in to change the outcome of things .

It just mean , that the task ahead of Poor Naruto is bigger then any Rasengan he can make . Kurama included or not . The last battle Sasuke VS Naruto , I feel gonna be a fight based on Beliefs and will not on Strenght and powers .

Pfffffff give me a break . Yet better , how about getting your solace from Orochimaru ? Ohhh…I forgot ! Ori is dead and gone bye bye !

Well he may not be dead but he is sealed….so may as well say he is dead and DEAF lol (I really wish Orochimaru could show up and create havoc for Tobi , but that aint gonna happen and Kabuto is NOT orochimaru ) .

Yet Kabuto claim he has to erase his true self . Who’s fault is that ????

If he followed the Root Anbu rules , it’s Danzo‘s Fault . But the Leaf never erased anyone personalitie for the sake of a mission . (Not that I know of , if you do…let me know ) .

And no you are nothing like Itachi ! Geez , I understand he need to relate (or feel like he relate ) to Itachi because of some events that happen in the past  and the fact that they share the same birth place .

But Itachi would’ve never followed someone like Orochimaru . Yes he stood in the Akatsuki rank and watched them capture Jinchuriki and kill them and he did nothing . But I believe it was out of necessity as in saving the world and being a spy and everything . (I’m not exusing what Itachi did , I just do not think they have something in commun ) .

Add to that , Kabuto claim thatif you have no power of your own , go and take it from someone and make it your own ”. 

And Itachi as far as I can tell , his powers are his own . Yes he inherited the sharingan from his ancestors . And so did many who had a Special Unique Jutsu ( like Hyuuga , Haku , Ranmaru , Nagato , Kakuzu ) .

But I do not recall him stealing a Jutsu or a body part from someone . He had Shisui Mighty eye and he destroyed it in the end once he didn’t have any use for it . Kabuto wanted that eye badly ! yet Itachi could’ve kept it and bragged about it to Kabuto , and he didn’t .

If Kabuto would’ve had Shisui eye , he would’ve wasted no time to use it on the 1st ennemy he will see . He really wanted that eye (maybe for his research)…and has no guilt about taking ‘that power ‘ because it’s for grab . (or so he think) .


You don’t wanna know ? BUT I DO ! I want to KNOW DAMMIT!

Argh…I can almost hear Orochimaru in the backround going ‘Tsk Tsk…Kabuto…not nice’ . And he will be right to scold him  lol

It’s not nice , but come on now! . Kabuto is only using his best skill here and that is MANIPULATION . In others words he call it Mentale Warfare . Where you use personal informations , Informations that will hit too close to home against your opponent .

And he is failing badly lol Because he doesn’t get it . And he doesn’t get Sasuke at all .

Sasuke is Arrogant and a hot head hidden under a cold apperance . He isn’t the kind of guy who you could boss around with words . Yes he will listen to what Kabuto say , but won’t act on what kabuto say because he is his own boss .

He despised Kabuto from the beginning (seeing him as nothing more then a lackey to Orochimaru)  and probably never killed him (after Orochimaru 1st demise) I think for 2 reasons :

1– He didn’t think Kabuto would be a nuisance in the futur of his plan .

2– Wasn’t worth wasting his chakra on him and Kabuto back then didn’t give him a reason anyway .

To Sasuke if you have no use to him , he won’t bother to even aknowledge you . Not because he is arrogant (well he is ) but because he has a goal and he is obsessed by that goal .

And that’s why Kabuto is using many angles . One moments he try to reason with him about what he did since his fight with Itachi . And when that doesn’t work , he start telling his story and express being confused while all he want is for Sasuke to ‘open up’ and tell him things he can use to WIN .

He is such a Snake lol Orochimaru would be Proud !


First Orochimaru…now Kabuto lol

It’s no surprise actually . He did inject himself with Orochimaru DNA . And he started acting like him , and made it his personal goal to become and surprasse him . So yeah , Orochimaru is Reborn kinda inside Kabuto .

But Kabuto do you really want to be Sasuke brother ? or is it YOU who want and NEED a brother ? a Clan to call yours ? a familly maybe ?

I mean , he is an orphan . And I understand how he feel . Actually he relate more to Naruto then to Sasuke . And he seem to have a respect-despise attitude toward Naruto .

Calling him Narutokun just ewww me everytime .  They both never knew their parents (though Naruto got to meet his ) while Kabuto is still in the ‘I don’t know who they were’ mode .

You can say that Kabuto is still swimming in that sea of misery that Gaara was in (in Naruto) before his fight with Naruto that changed him for good .

And Gaara had a brother and sister to hold him up when he needed . And Naruto made a lot of friend in the village (even though it was hell to get them ) . Yet Kabuto , the only close friend he ever had I would say it was Orochimaru .

They shared everything (but the bed lol ) . And Orochimaru was a sociopathe that cared only for himself . I don’t think he saw Kabuto more then a collegue or loyale right arm . But never as a son or a brother .

But Kabuto darling , you only have yourself to blame for all of this . Instead of fighting your peoples for descriminating you . Which was the harder path , you choose the easy path and went Solo to seek the ‘Truth’ as you call it . And you got seduced by power and knowledge and forbidden Jutsu .

So don’t blame the WHOLE thing on the Leaf Village , when you hold a part of the blame….


First Izuna….then Izanagi and Now we have IzaWHAT ?

Izanami . The Kinjutsu that decide Destiny . Hum…..Itachi , if you HAD something that can DECIDE DESTINY . WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU USE IT BEFOREEEEEEEEEE ?!?!?!

Well…I dunno . But if I had a toy that could alter a destiny somehow….wouldn’t you go and use it and end EVIL for good ? Or at least , alter your own life somehow and make it better ?

He could’ve Altered his father mind with this Izanami and made it that the Coup D’Etat never happen . And avoiding that ‘Kill your Clan‘ arc .

He could’ve Killed Danzo or Altered his Destiny…….and saving Yahiko and Nagato from being the 1st dead and the 2nd turning into Pein .

He could’ve Altered Shisui Destiny…and so many others . But I admit…lol I have no idea what this Izanami do . But for now…I can rant about it lol

It’s probably a Jutsu that Alter Destiny in a very short time and it’s nothing fancy or miracle-doer . Just like Izanagi was able to alter a decision made during the battle and lasted only a few minutes . It wasn’t a Jutsu that could do what the Moon plan is supposed to be . You know , Mass Brainwashing .



Every time he say he GONNA tell everything , we get this pop-up-annoying-wait-loading-crap .

Yes yes we know , you have to stop the Edo-Tensei and everything . BUT ITACHI………..I told you before ! you won’t have a 2nd chance to say everything you need to say . So take the freaking chance ! Stop putting off !!

Stay close to me…dum di dum..

Almost like a song lol Dear Itachi , not just Sasuke is gonna stay close . I can assure you , all the groupies on the Internet are glued to their screens for the next chapter .

So you don’t have to fret , we will be close 

So that’s what happen with Kabuto…any though ?

Itachi and Sasuke

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2012 by admin

Anyone feeling like Sasuke gonna get the short end of the stick ?

Oh yeah… before I start with my usual rambling . Beware , there are SPOILERS ahead . So go read the last chapter/episode before continuing further . 

Yeah , I just saw the last chapter but I can’t shake the feeling that Sasuke still gonna get screwed in the end .

What I mean is explained better in this next picture . See for yourself….

What make me think that , is what Itachi say . He say :

Your Nature stay the same until you die…But I did die once . I will keep it .

We know ,  at least *I* believe that Itachi nature is one of a man who took his promises , his failures and all the secrets he knew with him to the grave .

There is no doubt , that he is the kind that will keep a secret and will not reveal it no matter what . He has a certain opinion of the Uchiha and because of that view ,  he kept his mouth shut all this time .

Yet , a bit later he say ”But I did die once…” . So what ? dying once opened your eyes on your nature ? now that you know what you are , you can what…? shed some guilt and start confessing ?

And finally he says : ” I will keep it ” . Err….I don’t think so dear !

Well , at least not if the Edo-tensei work the way I think it work . (remember , I can be wrong here ) 

The way I see it , the Edo-tensei is like this big generator . A big machine , where many robots are connected to . Where Kabuto with his nerdy mind come and play around with his toy…!

And if Itachi , smart ass !  come and Uplug the Generator , all the connected robots will shut down . Kabuto will be pissed cose all his toys are out of juice .

The problem….is Itachi forgot something ! He is a robot too ! So when all robots go OFF , so will he !

And when that happen…..he will have no time to tell Sasuke anything .

Yet Itachi claim he will keep his promise . He didn’t say ”this time” or anything . Just that he will keep it .

I know it sound like I’m talking trash about Itachi here , but come on ! I love him as much as you do . But I still question him and his actions . I have to…I have a brain that need to know why he say things in certain way  and what do they mean ! 

And yes , in the last chapter (GO SEE IT !!!) .

They do show us a flashback , and yes they say A bond between Brothers never blahblah .

So what ? they shared a Souvenir , a memory . Doesn’t put my mind at ease . Itachi like Kabuto pointed out is a good liar . And sasuke is not a good reader and can’t see trough Itachi lies .

Seeing trough Gengetsu is one thing , reading between the lines is another .

And damn it LOL Kabuto just created his own Solar-Flare buaahahaha

I mean really ! none picked that one out ???

So what do you think ? Will Itachi be able to deactivate the Edo-tensei and tell Sasuke everything ?

Or will he De-activate the Edo-Tensei and Himself and won’t have time to say anything to Sasuke ? .


And yes , that’s how you stop the Edo-tensei .

Have the summoner end the technique. As they are unlikely to do this voluntarily, using a genjutsu to trick them into cancelling the technique is ideal. The sequence of hand seals for cancelling the technique is Dog → Horse → Tiger and saying “release” (解, kai). If the summoner dies before the technique is deactivated, then this method is impossible

I end this rambling with a nice one from Itachi 🙂

Danzō Shimura

Posted in Latest Episodes Review with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 25, 2011 by admin

Today we aren’t gonna talk about the guy behind the mask . And your guess is as good as mine !

No , let’s talk about Danzō Shimura . The guy who did so much behind a black screen and yet some think of him as a patriote . A hero even .

Know that I do not share that opinion , Danzō  is no better then Orochimaru or Madara when he was alive .

Read about Danzō Shimura here (for Justsu and manga related) .

I truly despise peoples like Danzō , they tend to see themself as the only one worthy to rule . They usually make the rules and send others to the slaughter for their noble goal .

And what I hate in him , isn’t his goal per se . He had as any other shinobi of Konoha a right to apply to be the next Hokage .

I hate the fact that he though that others were mere tools to be used and then discarded . His philosophy or beliefs give him that option . To send willing (brainwashed beforehand huh) shinobi to sacrifice themself while he , who is advanced in age and has probably one leg in the grave already sit and sip some tea .

How is that fair ?????

His philosophie was :

To be a Shinobi is to sacrifice oneself . Closing your eyes to the sunlight .

Distinguishing yourself in the shadows . That is the true form of a Ninja .

To be a rogue , you must walk where there is only shadows . To be a theif darkness must be your mistress . To be Dark and evil you only have to create a stupid philosophy and make others believe in it . Oh and if you wanna be a Hokage Danzo , well you gotta learn how to sacrifice YOURSELF instead of others .

That is a lesson he never , ever learned and failed at it badly .

He taugh this philosophy to Shisui and Itachi Uchiha . Whom both embrace it fully , and we know how both end up right ?

Down the Styx !

To sacrifice oneself shouldn’t be taken lightly . Life is something that is precious , more precious then power or wealth . Why ? because what good power or riches will do YOU if you are DEAD ?!?!?

To sacrifice one life for the greater good is a noble thing , you protect those you love by giving up your own life . But Danzō didn’t think this is how it should be . For him , it was the opposite . Send others to the slaughter so the mass can get fat and richer .

I’m not saying that the Uchiha are saints without any sin . They maybe evils , they maybe do voodoo in that secret hideout of theirs lol

But what evil did Itachi and Shisui do hum ? What evil did Sai do ? And so did countless shinobi that came to work for him . If you brainwashe or use an information that YOU know will change or influence someone into saying YES . It isn’t a willing choice , it is a blackmailed choice . The freewill gone by the window as soon as you use the said information to alter one answer .

Like Konohamaru say : REMEMBER IT !!!

Of course , it doesn’t mean that what Sasuke is doing is any better . Danzō did use sensitives informations to trick Itachi into doing what he wanted . What he saw as the ultimate ‘Answer’ . Remind me a bit of Hitler !

On that yes , Sasuke is right to seek his head and he got it on a platter . And the 2 others morons , them too are guilty of the Uchiha Clan slaughter . So them too should be on trial or under Sasuke sword . For they are the teamates of Danzō and know what he did and probably agreed or voted for his ‘solution’ .

Sarutobi , though I wonder if he was truly guilty . I know he was his friend just like Naruto’s for Sasuke (or so the Narutopedia claim) . But if Danzō took Shisui eye before Itachi kill the clan .

Remember the flashback where Itachi get a visit from the cop where they say they think he did it ?

Well the clan was still alive and running !

If this is the case , does that mean that Danzo had that ‘brainwashe’ technique ? You know , the one he used on the leader of the neutrale country . I mean , if he had Shisui eye back then , it would be easy to think that the negotiation failed with the Uchiha during their coup d’Etat because Danzō was manipulating Sarutobi and it failed in purpose so he could introduce his fucking ‘Solution’!!!

It would also mean , why the two others morons think of him so highly . Sure maybe when they were kids they liked him . So it make controlling them even more easy……

Would you keep a watch on someone you claim is your friend ?

No , usually we give our trust and hope for the best . Some friends are true friends and will help you and care for you . And some turn out to be nothing but snakes . They will rob you , hate you or break you and then leave .

Believe it! LOL it does happen , and more often then we wish .

But did Danzō use his eye Jutsu to controle Sarutobi ? Probably , cose I find it weird that Sarutobi didn’t do anything when Danzō went to help Hanzo . Sure maybe he didn’t know about that little trip on the country side .

And what about the Hyuga affaire ?


And Yahiko death ?

Did Danzō meddle in the Hyuga affaire ?

I can see the two old mens sitting and plotting . Since when you look at both of them , they are both leaders . They both need to secure their seat by any mean necessary and both think they hold the truth .

This guy

lead the Hyuga and is responsible for his two sons misery , Hinata and Neji misery !

Just like Danzō , he put the clan before family and it’s members .

Some may say that in the end , Danzō did the right thing . He died protecting Konoha . His last words were for the village .

But is that enough to redeem someone ?

I don’t think so . At least that’s my personal opinion .

I do not think just because in the end , he got cornered and died that make him a ‘Fine shinobi’ . That he died a ‘honorable’ death .

First , before his demise remember that he didn’t want to die . He started running !!!!!

That kill the ‘Honorable’ part to me 😄

And when he finaly collapsed and was breathing his last…..


He aknowledge his position as always was and will be known as the guy who hide in the shadow . And also that he still hold that grudge that ate at him .

Funny how it turn out for him in the end . One could say , he was an old version of Sasuke .  And as it turn out , when the tide turned against him , he was running and he run fast for an old guy !

One good action does not erase years and years of bad actions . If it was the case , then there is no need for hell !

Actually they would be all seeking new job , since Paradise would be packed cose everyone just kill himself and there you go . All your sins are forgiven cose in the end you ‘sacrified ‘ yourself for someone else then you . While all the while you were alive you were sacrifying someone else .


What we learned from Danzo ?

1- Don’t wait to ask ‘what you were…’ to that somebody , learn from him to NOT WAIT to ask that if you really wanna know where you stand with that person!

2- If you feel ‘inferior’ to someone , it isn’t that someone fault! grow up !

3- If you meet the masked guy and he has Sasuke with him and your bodyguard are nowhere to be found . Don’t be a smart ass and think because you have Frankstein arm you can take both of them and rule the world . Idiot!


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