Madara Uchiha Twin Pack !

The last manga chapter number 600 is out ! So hurry and go read it . Because what’s coming is a lot of SPOILERS!

You have been warned .

I bet everyone is still going berserk over Obito being Tobi and that state of mind is not about to cool down with the new chapter .

Like isn’t bad enough , Madara Uchiha show up on the battelfield .

But before we turn to prayer for the whole group of (Kakashi , Guy , Naruto , Killer Bee , 9-tails and 8-tails) since so far :

1- They barely wounded Obito .

2- Kakashi is running thin on Chakra

3- Guy seem his youth is getting quiet old

4- Naruto super new Power seem useless , since he is busy protecting everyone and so far he can’t find an opening .

Madara show up , and make things from worse to….horribly worse .

But for those who are Madara fans , before you go all ‘Eeeek! it’s Madara-sama ‘ .

Anyone notice anything ‘weird’ going on with the Madara that just showed up ??

Here a picture of the Madara that just (without invitation no less) dropped by .

Anyone notice something odd ???

I tell you what , look at the Madara that was fighting the 5 kages (and after he ripped his contract ) :

 

Here Madara cheat the Edo-Tensei and say ‘ Like hell you are getting ride of me !’ .

 

And then , all the chakra-soul-bullshit settle in , and his last form (excuse the term) is this one :

So what’s the difference you may ask ???

In the 1st picture (the Madara that dropped by on the battlefield) , on his body . We can clearly see a lot of crack . The same crack that are done by the Edo-Tensei .

On this last picture , the crack of the Edo-Tensei are gone ! he is just a floating Soul . Raw powers , all piled up under that big hair and talking no less .

Of course I may be wrong . But if I’m wrong , how come the 2 pictures don’t match ! SUSHIMOTO! don’t you have Beta reader-tester-checker ?!?!?!

But for 1 second , let’s forget about the picture maybe wrong . That it was just an error on their part .

If it’s another Madara , it bring out the question of HOW ?

And if it’s the same MAdara , does that mean the 5 Kages got pawned ?

And if isn’t the same MAdara , then how come there are 2 of them ? One seem under the effect of the edo-tensei (which was released) . And the 2nd Madara (facing the 5 Kages) seem to be just a soul .

Yet Kabuto explained the Edo-Tensei well . He said it need a SOUL + ADN = Zombie !

But since Madara is very strong , splitting his soul wouldn’t make a big difference . At least , to the naked eye , we won’t see a difference in his power even if he lack say 1/3 of his soul . (Because the guy is freaking powerful!) .

Yet , on Orochimaru now that he was brought back . We clearly see that something changed in him . He doesn’t seem like his usual pedo-psycho-creepy-scary-halloween .

You know , there is something that bother me . Everyone say that Madara fought Harishama TWICE . I recall he fought Harishama and all that was left from that battle was the Valley of the End . Can someone point out , when was the 1st Fight ???

If and I insist on the IF , IF the Madara that showed up on the battlefield is a product of the Edo-Tensei . 2 Questions rise up and scream ‘ we need an answer!’ :

1- How and When was he brought back with the Edo-tensei ?

2- Who did it ?

Kabuto is stuck in a loop , so it can’t be him . This Madara IF he was brought by the Edo-Tensei it must’ve been AFTER Itachi released the technic .

Because , if he was with the other zombies , like the other Madara . He would’ve ripped his contract and gained a face without wrinkles . Yet , we can clearly see crack on his whole body . That tell me , it was done AFTER Itachi released the edo-tensei .

If it’s true , then that mean Tobi is not OBITO .  It mean a 3rd asshole is hiding and brought out this Madara .

Of course , it could easily be that Black Zetsu . After all , we haven’t heard from him yet . And we do not know what he can and cannot do . Maybe he can do the edo-tensei as well . We can’t discard him as useless , when his role is yet to be revealed .

As for Obito , well there isn’t much surprise there . Of course , my reaction when I saw it was him under the mask was ‘ Are you freaking kidding me ?!?!’ .

And no , it doesn’t have anything to do about him being strong or anything like that . It’s mostly cose , he still doesn’t fit the profile of TOBI .

One picture that tell me (kinda) that he is not TOBI is this one :

In his battle against Conan , she was able to destroy the top half of his mask . And from the picture , it seem like half of his face is all white . And the other half is all black .

Now , doesn’t that remind you of someone ???

Ahem…he is called the Aloé Vera !

Only difference is that the white and black is kinda reversed . I for one always suspected that the Zetsu was made somehow . I also suspect that the white Part of him may just be DNA of Harishama . And the black part would be the dark chakra of the 10-tails .

Obito may have gone bonkers over the loss of Rin , but so far he doesn’t seem bloodthirsty to me .  He doesn’t want the 10-tails to go on a rampage . He doesn’t want to fuse with the 10-tails and become the greatest being .

Yet the Masked Tobi , did claim at some point that one of his goal was to have a ‘perfect’ body . You don’t get that by sitting on your ass you know .

The only reason a being like Tobi will go as far as changing his whole body as seen in the picture above , is to help in the process of fusion with something bigger then himself .

Wanna know when Tobi was bloodthirsty ?? Check out what he did in the Mist Village , controlling the 4th Mizukage . Was Obito even born back then ? Considering that the last Mizukage is older than Gaara !

Hey ! We have been asking that question forever ! Actually , that is the public line !

Err…..what do you think he has been doing ? Were you asleep Kakashi ?!?!?! He didn’t fall to the dark side you know ! That’s not a Jedi world !

Right , just put everyone to sleep . That make so much nosense .

One thing for sure , as much as they like to tell us and I quote :

” THE STORY IS HEADING TOWARD ITS FINAL CLIMAX’ .

That’s one hell of a long winded climax !!! Get on with it Goddamit ! 

Until next chapter….

Obito , Tobito and Burrito !

OMG! THE MASK HAS FINALLY FALLEN . And the masked man is none else but OBITO UCHIHA .

Well , that’s really what I like to say . But WRONG!

Sorry for all of you outta there , who are doing the Victory dance !

Nope , it doesn’t fly with me .

All of you outta there who are already celebrating (before knowing the why , the how and the when ) . I suggest , you hold on that bottle of champagne before going Bonzai !

There is one thing that someone on Narutospot pointed out , that we (me included ) completely forgotten .

During the attack of the 9-tails on Konoha (the night Naruto was born ) . Minato said someone was controlling the 9-tails .

In Naruto Shippuden Episode 248 , we see clearly a masked man fight the 4th Hokage .

 

Now the real question is : How old was Obito during that time ???

And as seen in this picture , he isn’t in the group . (neither is Ryn ) . Yet , during that same time . Itachi noticed how odd that his parents chose that day to be absent . (and you know if the Uchiha knew about the attack it kinda explain why the 3rd failed in the negociation . Yet , we could say the same , where were all konoha shinobi when Itachi was killing everyone huh ) .

From the flashback , he was maybe around 8 or maybe older . So how can he be fighting the 4th Hokage and be a kid at the same time ?

Even if it’s Obito standing before Kakashi and Naruto and Gai . It doesn’t mean HE IS the masked man .

Come on , if they can make 10 robes for the members of Akatsuki . They can make 2 orange crappy mask and those dark clothes .

Yes , if there are 2 Tobi the only trouble is that we didn’t see them together .

And don’t forget , we have yet to hear the voice of Obito . So far , we have one strong kinda old voice of the masked man .  And shinobi can alter their voices at will (and with training ) . Remember , when Yamato easily imitated Sasori voice right on the spot to fit with his disguise ?

As for those outta there , who claim that the masked man is MADARA Uchiha .

Answer this question if you can :

If Madara Uchiha is just a soul now that he ripped his contract (before the Edo-tensei was dissolved) . How can he be inside Obito controlling him and at the same time fighting the 5 Kages ???

Because , as far as I know . The only being so far who know how to , and took the risk to imitate No-Nose aka Voldemort

Is….

Orochimaru .

He is the only being so far in the manga that taken a step to split his soul , so he can come back .

Madara so far , is a full soul . And he is fighting the 5 Kages . So unless they reveal he did the same thing……

I say the real vilain is either an unknown (and unseen) person yet to be revealed . Or Orochimaru (why not ? as you can see , he is like a cold he always manage to come back) .

There is Sasuke who is still around and walking still the wrong path . (I swear , he should learn to read road-sign) .

And then there is the Aloé-Vera . We do know that the white side of him has been destroyed by Sasuke . But the Black Zetsu is still around , breathing and mysterious as ever . His role in the manga is yet to be revealed .

Of course , there are many other theory like Izuna being the masked man .

But that one nobody wanna explain , if he is still around . How come Madara on the battlefield claim his brother is dead .

Madara is arrogant , an asshole but a liar I do not think so . He doesn’t strike me as someone who would lie about something like that .

I think Madara had the same kind of relationship Sasuke had with Itachi . Sasuke being a Madara like (not just as powerful , so don’t go crazy ) .

Yet , there is one thing bothering me with Madara (beside the obvious of WHY IS HE STILL AROUND IF THE WORLD IS WORTHLESS !!) .

Why he want the 9-Tails , yet he has the power and seem aware of the existence of the 10-tails . Why did he never try to bring the 10-tails back .

When he captured the 9-tails , from what he said to Kurama , it sounded as he knew a great deal about the beast .

Yet , so far there is no flashback about him trying to be a host for the 10-tails or trying to revive the great beast .

So yeah , we are back to the starting point…..

But to cool it off , if you didn’t already start watching . I suggest to go and start watching Rock Lee and his Ninjas Pals . It’s freaking hilarious !

 

Kabuto Self Self

So before I go off and start rambling , the last Chapter (Manga) of Naruto Shippuden Number 584 : Kabuto Yakushi is OUT . So go read it !!!!!

If  you are really just watching the anime and not reading the Manga at all (Why may I ask ?) then….err…..wrong blog ?

Damn you Sasuke ! YES DAMN YOU !

To hell with it ! Danzo Shimura is dead okay . Yes he is dead…6 feets under being eaten by worms . Well as far as the anime and the manga goes . Danzo is dead .

And now Kabuto is spilling his guts , and Danzo is dead and there are all these new questions that pop out of nowhere . And all the assholes who have the answers are DEAD!!!

Danzo is dead , Orochimaru is sealed away , the 4th is dead , the 3rd is dead and countless others who have answers are all MUTE .

Why I’m yelling at Sasuke for ? Well , he is the one who rushed in to avenge Itachi and kinda cornered Danzo who decided to take the two (Sasuke , Tobi) down by going Kamikaze hence he Prout DIE……

And Kabuto didn’t bring him back when he used his summon-Edo-Tensei . Either he doesn’t feel like that old man hold any truth useful for him , or he doesn’t have any of his DNA to bring him back .

So yeah , I’m mad at Sasuke . I never though this old geezer (Danzo) had any real importance . Yes he kinda made Pein and Itachi and Shisui and what not by his actions . But once he died , all the actions turned on Sasuke and Tobi . And Danzo quickly (weirdly) become…..Danzo who ?!?

At least that’s how I feel . I mean , really you recall this guy as a key player ??? How ?

Yes he is a guilty party in the Uchiha massacre . And there are many things we still don’t know about what really happen .

But since he was radicale and never reached his goal which was to be Hokage of Konoha . I really dismissed him since he failed in the end even though he sacrified alot of peoples for his goal .

Tobi who did the same and sacrified lot of peoples (esp. the akatsuki’s members) but unlike Danzo he still in the run and may still reach his goal . And Orochimaru even thought he is out of the game for a long time now , because of Kabuto he is still an active player even if his real body isn’t around to laugh at us . Kabuto is following watever foot print Orochimaru left and walking straight ahead without looking back once .

I’ll be honest , I really DON’T LIKE Danzo Shimura . I actually hate the guy with a burning fire that could be confused with the Will of Fire .

I mean really , and hence when Kabuto started spilling his gut I knew Orochimaru would be in the flashback . But I’m kinda dissapointed to see Danzo name show up .

Now one would say ‘ why would you believe what Kabuto is thinking anyway ‘ . Why are you reading the Manga for dude ?  is my reply .

Now the next question is ‘Why would we believe Orochimaru ‘ . Because from the flashback , we know he wanted Kabuto as soon as he spotted him as a kid . (pervert!)

But Danzo is different . Danzo wanted to take over Konoha by using members of Root to do his bidding . Stabbing and stealing and spying in the shadow , while slowly he inch his way to the chair of Hokage .

Orochimaru didn’t care for Konoha . Well he did once upon a time when he was a kid and some humanity was left inside of him . With age come sociopathy that took ROOT in him , hence probably why he was one of the rare member of ROOT to ever complain about ROOT teaching (aka losing your emotions and stuff) .

But Danzo wanted to use anyone he could for the sake of his goal . He claim it’s for Konoha . But if he is thinking of the way of the roman . And César is ROME , Danzo is Konoha .If you help Danzo you are helping Konoha .  Then dear Danzo , you are not Konoha and you do not know what being a Hokage is all about .

I think the guy missed a class or something . Because you can reason and justify this way of thinking all you want . It’s in the end still wrong you know .

To call killing peoples a necessary sacrifices is simply murder . And to send peoples to the slaughter as soon as they have no use or you think they are dangerous . That’s Paranoia !!! look it up ! it can be controlled by medication Geez….

Those who share Danzo view , usually are afraid for their little person . Watch how Danzo started running when he was cornered like a dog . Watch how the 3rd stood his ground to the end !!!!

Watch how Danzo when questioned about his action he start babbeling and preaching to Sasuke about not understanding Itachi sacrifice .  Yet he never answer the question , I wonder why .

 Lending others powers . Ha ! And that’s coming from someone who STOLE powers twice HA!

No really , you gonna tell me he is RIGHT ? His actions is what brought about Pein fury Goddamit ! His actions ALONE are what made Pein , what forced a genocide of Hanzo (not that I have any sympathie for mister mask number 2) but his actions created Pein . So what give ???

He himself stole power that wasn’t his . That mark him as a weakling . Second , he lied and betrayed one of his oldest friend Sarutobi (3rd Hokage) . That mark him as trash , and trash like him shouldn’t be put in a position of power or speak and preach to others . When them , themself have dirty hands .

But back to the last chapter . With the flashback from Kabuto we learn that Danzo was behind the loss Kabuto suffured .

 Not really .

See if I wanted to know (which a tiny part of me want to) , but a BIGGER part of me don’t wanna know . Because with knowing come probably a sob story which will make me tiny sympathic and Kabuto is the ennemy !

I don’t want to feel sympathie for him !!! He stood there and probably helped Orochimaru gather peoples to experiment on . You wanna have sympathie for that ???

But I guess for the sake of sanity  we still will know what happen ….

So in short , Root leader Danzo decided that Kabuto was too good at spying . And become a threath . So they use a trick of brainwashing his mother by creating a new kabuto for her , and send her to kill someone else (who is actually the real kabuto) . Then tadam Orochimaru show up….blahblah spill it all , give him the devil deal and BAM . We are back to…..how to stop the Edo-Tensei ???

Or are we gonna go trough more flashback ?

You know what bother me in the flashback above ? Two things actually :

1- We can’t say for 100% sure that what Orochimaru say is true . cose they are Kabuto memory and we only have one side of the story .

2- If it’s true , doesn’t that kinda annoy you that Danzo was bitter thinking Itachi told Sasuke everything . Yet if what Orochimaru say is true . Danzo would have gone and babbeled everything to Kabuto Mother . That’s Hypocrite !!!!! LAME!!!

Add to that , it does sound like almost the truth . But we gotta remember that the one talking is Orochimaru . And he is the king of manipulation . And he wanted kabuto , and when he want something he will lie and do anything to get it . Hence why…….take it with a bit of salt .

Also , one part where he say that Kabuto have left the Orphanage so to get money in exchange of working for ROOT . and it make it as Kabuto sacrifying himself and trying to make a Bond . It give us (if it is true) a profile of Danzo . That he is a man who like this kind of peoples , easy to use and destroy as he see fit .

And the part where he say to the Mother that Kabuto was a double-agent and she gotta kill him (not knowing it’s Kabuto) . That tell me , it’s very similar to Itachi situation being a double-agent and wiping his clan in one night . Coincidence ? I don’t think so…

Danzo is GUILTY at least of betraying the 3rd Hokage Sarutobi .  That alone make me wanna cheer for a re-match Sasuke vs Danzo , just to see him being squached again and again…

So either he lost his limbs…..hence why he say ‘I’m collecting a bit of everything ‘ . Or well , actually I don’t buy it .

Orochimaru know who he is . What he want to know is the WHY he exist or if there is like a path pre-destined for everyone…or is it us who choose what path we walk .

His goal actually changed with each episodes . I recall his first goal was collecting all knowledge , comparing Jutsu and seals as colors and combining them to get a new color . And when one would have aquired all the colors possible , that being can be called the supreme being of all .

Then his goal was immortality , then it was taking over the world , then it was about reincarnation and what not .

In the end of his day just before he get beaten by  a kid , we are still confused ! WHAT’S HIS FUCKING GOAL ALREADY ???

I know it’s all the aboves probably , cose Orochimaru is a snake and he may look slim and thin but his eyes are bigger then his stomach .  He wanted everything and everyone that had what he wanted or may amuse him for a time .

Nice Move , nice way to go Orochimaru .

That ‘I will protect you from Danzo’ is a way to say ‘I will keep you from knowing the truth by saying Danzo would kill you if i weren’t there to protect you . Hence why I’m keeping you away from him ‘ .

Hello Manipulation !

I can’t believe Kabuto remember this shit and someone outta there exept ME to go all Awwww . Sorry , but if I were in Kabuto shoes , especially that he isn’t stupid . I would run the other direction , not take this THING hand and walk with him .

I mean , if Kabuto was that good at spying and was smart enough to know that he was spying and know that spying may also include murdering for the sake of a mission . You gonna tell me , he is just a kid he didn’t know better hence why he believed Orochimaru ?

But what about later , he didn’t stay a kid all his life . He traveled all over the place to get informations . And he had maintes chances to go to Konoha and ask Danzo directly the truth .

So my question is why . Why didn’t he investigate whatever Orochimaru told him ?

He did investigate Kimimaro in hope of healing him (Thought I do doubt that he did) , yet…he couldn’t investigate his own past ? Where he came from before Nonou (or Mother) ?

So that’s the answer ? You don’t like who you are turn to Botox ?

What happen to….Therapy ? singing Kumbaya ? smoking the Pipe of Peace around a fire ? Dansing to bring the rain ?? Doing Meditation maybe ??

So drugs is the answer ????

Poor Kabuto . Oh hell……It’s SAD . But it doesn’t Jutsify what he is doing or what about to do in the real world . His war , his edo-tensei puppets . All the peoples he killed just to summon the troops of Edo-tensei . And let’s not forget all those he killed before and after joining with Orochimaru .

So I finish this by saying….get ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY ! for the 100 times lol

 

To have Nothing

I’m gonna review the Chapter 582 of Naruto Shippuden . The Manga , as in book and reading . So go read it if you didn’t already 🙂

Right now , Kabuto is still holding his own against Sasuke and Itachi . Thanx to Kishi who is milking this manga for all it’s worth .

I mean , yes Dragon Ball Z had long staring-in-each-other-eyes kinda of battle . But when the action finally happen they never dissapoint you !

I still recall with wonder Freeza Saga , one of the best ! (and yes I know many like Cell saga or Buu saga . I like the Freeza Saga best so there geez) .

But in Naruto , it’s another story . The fighting is filled with lot of chit-chat (it’s good to communicate but not in the middle of a freaking FIGHT!) .

And when they finally go down to fighting , it never last long enough . One of the two always run out of juice and you get The End .

Part of me doesn’t want this manga to end , it has many flaws but it’s ADDICTIVE!

So yes , even if I sound like I’m whining it’s a good whining not a bad one .  And at the same time , some mysteries in the manga I want them to be revealed ! cose it’s buggin me !

But let’s go back to the new chapter ,  Kabuto is making lot of mistakes ! lol Hell yeah !

Why ?  We know that manipulation is one of his favorite and most important skill . Yes even more important then Jutsu since he is doing alot of talking and very few attacks and they are all calculated .

Yet , he is revealing stuff about his past . Seeing how much he use manipulation , I would’ve though that revealing personal informations (or tidbit of your past ) can be harmful

.

I mean , we are talking about this guy who claim that he had to erase himself so he could dissepear easely in a crowd and be unnoticed and spy at his heart content . Yet , he is revealing bit of his past giving us a profile !

He could of course be using the informations so the ennemy (in this case Itachi/Sasuke) either they sympathize with him and let their guards down OR to turn them and convince them to join his cause .

I personally if I was in Kabuto shoes , and claim to have reached a level of the Sage of 6 Paths . I would prove it and crush the two Brothers . Not just Brag and Brag…cose so far , we have yet to see this amazing new Dragon Power .

I understand , he isn’t batteling just anyone . Both itachi and Sasuke are a challenge on their own . But teamed like this ? he is right to be extra careful . He remind me of a chess player lol hence why he think a lot before he make his move lol

OMG! Itachi ! WTF are you thinking ? He is leaving himself OPEN to direct attack just to save Sasuke ???

Now , before Sasuke-Fan-Girls come hunting for me . I’m an Itachi-Fan !

Actually , I’m thinking he is of course protecting Sasuke . After all the sacrifice it would be stupid to let him die now right ?

And also , he doesn’t want him to use Susanoo . Probably of the risk it bring in over using that thing . But Sasuke know how to fight !

This isn’t Gohan who had a natural talent but didn’t have any desire for battle and end up squeezing out a pathethique fight…..

And yes , Gohan-fan you are welcome to the hunt too !

Itachi turning to Paper Macher ? O the wrinkles ! no worrie Itachi , we all get them sooner or later . But really , Zombie much ? lol

Kabuto , you are not in a freaking Botanist Garden . And you are certainly not surrounded by Banzai Trees !

You are in a freaking hideout-Cavern with big chunk of rock sticking from the ground and the roof . It’s a miracle , everyone found a naked spot to put their feets !

And yet , as the nerd he is . He find beauty and wonder even in a crappy surrounding ! XD Now that’s EVIL 

Sorry……Urusay Sasuke…blahblah . It was cute at first , then  sweet . Now it’s just getting repetetive . Come on Itachi , get some back bones and show us the GRRRR big Bro act .

It’s probably the best he can do , considering he see himself as a big failur . I know crazy right ?

And yet , that’s the only way I can explain the why he keep saying he is sorry . He must be racked with guilt and shame (Damn you Danzo !!!!) and Damn you Itachi’s Dad!!!

He get to suffer and self-doubt himself and be plagued by guilt and shame , while all the adults who were supposed to give guidance were all too busy waging wars and being blinded by promises and lies .

It’s a shame ! a shame on them !

The Tragic thing , is that even if Sasuke could activate his Rinnegan and offer to ressurect Itachi , Itachi would probably refuse and give him something like ‘I need to pay for my sins and don’t deserve a second chance‘ .

Which just piss me off mightly . If anyone deserve a second chance at LIFE , it’s those who gave up their lifes for a noble and Good cause (aka saving LIFEs not taking LIFES) .

Like Nagato Pein said so well , you must understand someone else pain . You don’t have to agree with it though…..

From Human to Snake……and from Snake to Dragon . What come after dragon ? you regress to a Frog ??

I mean a Dragon ? I’m all for D&D and dragons and stuff . But he really doesn’t scream Roaring Dragons scary like hell . So where is the Dragon then ?

Err….really ? Itachi is becoming so preachy . Next he will have a church and a Book !

Well let’s not go there lol dangerous territory XD

But really , I know he is very wise for his age . And very smart (heck let’s call him a Genius) . And he is a pacifist . And he is preparing a unique Jutsu Izanami .

So all of this together tell me that he is either really preaching and trying to reach the human side of Kabuto (if any is left) . And he is also stalling for time for his Jutsu . Don’t think he can whip out that one out of his butt that fast lol

To be or Not To be . There is the question of the century . If you could save the world , but by doing so you will have to face corruption and even take the risk of being corrupted to your way to your goal . Will you still take the path presented to you ?

Is the end justify the mean ? Is it ok to steal and kill if it mean in the end a tyrant gonna be brought down and save countless lifes at the expanse of a minoritie ?

Well this is what Itachi is all about . Hello , were we watching the same Itachi Uchiha ?

Yet , he claim that he finally understood himself when he finally faced his true self in death . What the hell does that mean ????

Your true self ?

But he is talking about what you can do , and what you cannot do . The limit of one power or will . Because Itachi as strong as he was , his will was his greatest flaw you could say .

*GASP* How could I say that right ?

His will is what saved Konoha from an inter-war-coup-d’etat- . But at the same time , that same sacrifice is what gave Danzo a new weapons (10 sharingans) , created Peins , killed Yahiko , helped Obito , enslaved Sai and killed Shisui . And many others I’m forgetting I’m sure .

So yeah , his will is also a weakness hence why he avoided facing Sasuke so far . He is either afraid or watver…

I cannot see him scared shittless , but deeply wounded yes . Deeply ashamed yes . But fear nope . Maybe fear of not being forgiven . Since he accept Sasuke hating him . But even if Sasuke hate him , there is still a bond between them that never broke .

And that bond may just be their salvation in the end . Because where there is a bond , there are emotions attached . And when there are emotions be them good(love) or bad (hate) , you have hope and deseperation .

Meaning the end may still surprise us , since emotions are involved and the tips of the sword can be tipped in both direction . We just don’t know which direction it gonna be…

Argh…Itachi….contamination…I’m preaching just like him lol

LOSER? Who you calling a Loser you M****************!

Well , no dear Kabuto . Aknowledging what you can do and cannot do mean knowing your limit and learning of your own weakness  . Knowing this , also open you to how to make yourself a better person . Really , it’s all in the daily Dalai-Lama go read it !

Knowing one weakness , mean knowing one limit and one strenght . Right now Kabuto is seeing himself as indefeatable and that’s baaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd m’okay ?

But hey , it’s still a accomplishement so far to have snuk under Tobi radar and not being killed even after the loss of his master Orochimaru . So yeah , let’s not ignore what he was able to do……trough clenched theeths !

Dear….Oh my ! Does she look like a sister or what ?

Well she is wearing the clothes of a Nun (or a medic) . But she look like a twin of Kabuto . It’s amazing all these flashbacks , all peoples in them are totally blind !

He could easely been her son ! And without her glasses , I find that she look alot like Gaara’s Mother .

No kidding ? I always though Kabuto could’ve been a name for a spice . Why not ? the one from Dragon Ball Z had food names ! 😉

But it fit him , since a helmet do represent one Title and position in a society . And also is used to shield and protect , what better name he could’ have had ?

At least he is not a weasel……………………

So did Haku , Nagato , Ranmaru , Ukimaro , Kimimaro and countless others . And they all did the same thing as YOU ! go evil and let Tobi manipulate them ! OHHHHHH I hope when he get it , he get it GOOD! That masked Bastard gotta pay for all the suffering and manipulating he has done ! 

So hum….don’t go drama queen here , we know the script by heart now lol

Indeed , it’s HIS truth and HIS pain . So how truthful is this truth of his ? Is he Justified to do what he is doing ?

How can you measure your own pain and the pain you will cause because of your own griefs ?

Which pain is more worthy to be noticed .

Maybe next chapter will answer some questions and if not , at least get on with the freaking story !

Well I can easely see you lose . I admit , I couldn’t see Orochimaru lose because of his sociopathic-no-fear-crazy attitude .

But we were shown that he can maybe not die , but we can lock him up and throw the key (which Itachi just did that ) .

Yet Kabuto doesn’t foresee a plan where he lose . Of course , he doesn’t have the Sharingan so his seer powers are Zero . But he can read peoples and think ahead many steps (kinda like Shikamaru only evil) .

I hope for the sake of entraitainement he did run a make-belief scenario where he actually LOSE . otherwise , he is so screw up !

If you run a scenario where you can lose , you uncover mistake that may happen during a futur battle .

It’s like with Neji Hyuuga , he knew his weakness which helped him and saved his life (the knowledge) against the Sound 5 .

If he went all arrogant and ignored his own weakness and didn’t take advantage of it , he would’ve ended as Spider meat !

And yet , when he said he couldn’t see himself losing . I couldn’t help but think of Orochimaru . Orochimaru was too self-absorbed and him too couldn’t forsee (or maybe refused to) that Sasuke would turn on him or even kill him .

Oh he knew of Sasuke turning on him , but was he that 100% sure ? I still recall his deseperation when Sasuke will took over him and he got absorbed instead of Absorbing ! (such a dissapointement) .

I didn’t want Sasuke to die O Sasuke-Fan , but I wanted a freaking FAIR fight . Not this…..charade . Who knows , maybe Orochimaru will come back . After all he is not dead , just sealed with Nagato in a sword….

A sword that Itachi in his Edo-state still has and used already once .

Can you imagine , Kabuto snatch the sword in the middle of Izanami ? And break it , and POUF Orochimaru and Nagato come out . Then we will have Itachi+Sasuke+Nagato VS Kabuto+ Orochimaru ! Wahhhhh that would be awesome !

So your thoughs…………………………..

When Editing become Fun !

Editing Pictures is so much fun ! No really , if you can edit a picture and have alot of patiente . You will find that you can do wonders !

Well I know I can’t do Signatures/headers/avatars/wallpapers . But I can edit a text inside a bubble 😛

Btw a friend of mine did my Headers , you can see them at the top . They are swell no ?

Everytime you reload a page , the header is supposed to change . So far , there are only 3 of thems .

I added NEW ones . Just reload to see them 🙂

But for now , let’s take a look at the pictures I edited . Oh and one warning for the Fanatics outta there :

Do not whine ! These were made for *FUN* . 

Noun:
Enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure: “anyone who turns up can join in the fun”.
Adjective:
Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable: “it was a fun evening”.
Verb:
Joke or tease: “no need to get sore—I was only funning”; “they are just funning you”.
Synonyms:
noun. amusement – joke – sport – jest – lark – entertainment
verb. joke – jest – banter – jape – lark

– Do flies goes under animal Protection laws ? –

– Did this light has any effect on Deidara hair ? is that why he is Blonde ???-

– Me not think so…Oh you meant the others Me ? who is Me? –

– Remember this , anyone can be anyone and anywhere –

– Itachi seem to have Smell Problem…just eww- 

– Tobi true Identity finally Revealed- (Picture won’t bite , click to see it Larger!) 

Rumble Rumble

I always though that Naruto’s Rasengan was his Ultimate Jutsu . You know , kinda like Goku Trademark attack was Ka-me-ha-me-haaaaaa! .

I remember in DBZ , Goku used the Kamehameha as last resort . Because it take a lot of energie . And when he used the Kamehameha it usually signaled the mood of the Battles . Making others like Piccolo , and Krillin saying things like ” Goku’s getting serious !”.

But with Naruto it’s completely another story . The Rasengan and Kamehameha has neither the same form (yes round in both cases , blue in both cases ) but they aren’t in the same level at all .

Yes the Rasengan can do alot of damage to one bodie if you take a direct hit . But with the Kamehameha you can wipe away a whole country lol

And now everyone is running around making a Rasengan 

Well , everyone….I’m thinking mostly for those who started this (aka The 4th Hokage and Jiraiya ) . And now….Konohamaru is going Rasengan on Pain ?!?!?!

Well he can . But I though Naruto was a freaking Hero ?? Usually , Heroes have their own *unique* technique . Madara get his own freaky Susanoo (with double head ) . Sasuke get his own Susanoo in the form of DBZ mixing !

And Naruto get ripped off ?!?! NOT FAIR !!!!!

Ok , he has Futon Rasen Shuriken , and Sage mode , and his new Team-work with Kurama . BUT his strongest Technique Futon RasenShuriken look lame . (especially when he throw it at the same as two others : Bee and Itachi ) and his look Lamoooo….next to those 2 .

I mean , what if Vegeta when he came the 1st time on earth . Blasted Goku with a Kamehameha ? (Instead of his Gari-gun thingy) .

That would be like a WTF moment right ? I mean , I know most DBZ charachter (Yamcha , krillin , Turtles) could do a kamehameha . Even Goku’s kids end up being tiny clones of him . But still…Kishi you are supposed to get ‘inspired’ from DBZ. Not COPYING!

And to add to the ‘repetetive’ mood lol

Well….First there was the Sage of 6 Path with those eyes .  Then came his Two Son’s . Who One had the Eye , the other had the Body (watever that mean ) .

Then came along Nagato…aka Pein . (again Rinnegan eyes passed down)

Then with Pein came alot of bodies all wearing the Rinnegan . (Teach those who claimed it was a Myth , now you got Spammed like hell!) .

And the Devil came wearing Prada-Ahem ! I mean , wearing a Mask and a set of eyes that will sent even the most evil creature back to the Abyss with just one look…..

 (or he think , he just make me wanna smash that mask with a baseball bat ) .

And like it is not enough of a copy-past , now Edo-tensei-Madara got a new set of what…? EYES ! (not brain= didn’t have any left in stock) .

Argh….and to make it EVEN worse (Like it’s possible…why yes , it’s !) . He claim to have *Awaken* his Rinnegan just before he died

Of course , such claims mean (if it’s true) that not just him . But also Sasuke has the abilitie to get the Rinnegan , and Itachi would’ve (if he survived ) and mostly all those in the Uchiha with the Abilitie of the Sharingan .

I don’t know if Itachi would be able to ‘activate’ the Rinnegan in his edo-dead-tensei mode . But Sasuke has a lot more chances to activate his own Rinnegan .

The real question here (beside wtf all these rinnegan spamming) is that : Is there a requirement to Unlock them ?

From Nagato own memeories ,  intense traumatisme seem to have done the trick . Yet in Itachi and Sasuke cases , they only got the Sharingan and later the Mangekou Sharingan activated . No Rinnegan .

Maybe you need both Senju and Uchiha ADN to get both Sharingan and Rinnegan . (and Madara thanx to Kabuto has both inside of him ) .

My real question is this one : If having both DNA (Senju and Uchiha) = Unlocking Rinnegan . Does that mean , if Kakashi somehow get Senju DNA he can unlock the Rinnegan ?

And how come Kakashi is stuck with ONE FREAKING JUTSU ?

Yes Kamui is Amazing ! Yes Kamui is Rocking ! Yes Kamui can get ride of shit in your room if you had it , which will save you from dumping all that junk underneath your bed……

But Kamui is ONE jutsu . And Uchiha claims that when you activate the Mangekou you get 3 new JUTSU . So where are the 2 others he is supposed to get ?

I though ,maybe because his chakra level is limited he only got one . But I doubt that’s the reason . Since Itachi activated Susanoo and didn’t stop that Jutsu from siphoning his life away…

So how much of a danger is a Jutsu has no impact on it . Unless you get Jutsu depanding on your chakra level . If that’s the case , how come Naruto doesn’t have that many ?

And also , one thing I noticed when it come to Kamui . Is that , Kakashi use it way too much . Yes , I understand the way of thinking strong enemy = use your strongest Jutsu .

But his Kamui seem to have an *addictive* qualitie to it . And you can say that about most Uchiha Jutsu .

I mean , as soon as Sasuke unlocked his Susanoo and no matter how much strain and pain it gave him . He used it against Danzo over and over . Because 1- it was his strongest technique . 2- he wanted to make it perfect . 3- Cose he was showing off lol

But in Kakashi case , he is the copy Ninja . And Jutsu (strong and weak) he is said to have an arsenal at his hand . (yes his chakra limit him at what and how much he can throw at his ennemie) . But still….using Kamui every chance he get , and keep saying ‘I’m worried about my chakra level…but hell…If I die..so what..” .

Kakashi ! you got saved once from death by Pain by Pure luck ! Don’t die on the Freaking battelfield because of Kamui !!!

So yeah in my not so humble opinion XD Sharingan still rock my world (even if it has evil tendancy) . Sorry Rinnegan…you just lost your charm with all the copy-like running wild .

I let you muse over this  picture where someone used a red crayon and pointed out something…interesting (not me , Found not did) :

And to Top it off ,  I give you this pretty wallpaper of Itachi vs Kakashi (I mean two rockin’ Legend there ) ❤

Tobi Theory

So , I decided to take the bull by the horn and go throw what I got so far about The Masked Man aka our dear friend Tobi .

We are really (hopefully) getting close as to who the hell he is . So before the nice mysterie bubble get shot down….

Let’s us Proceed….

TOBI IS…….

UCHIHA KAGAMI

       What we know about him ? Nothing much beside he has the Sharingan which Mark him as an Uchiha .

He wear the Konoha headband , so he is and was in the time of Senju/Uchiha .

Why is he Tobi ? = His face form is similar to Tobi . His eye too…and he has no past- no identity = He fit the bill ?

Kagami = Tobi ?

So hum….next !

TOBI IS…….

IZUNA UCHIHA

The only problem with this Theory is this Picture :

So….Izuna = Tobi ?

                            Tobi claim Izuna is dead . Madara claim his brother is dead .  Why everyone claim he is alive ??? Because of the sharingan ? Not enough , even Danzo almost become Tobi since he had a Sharingan (and not just any , 10+ Shisui Sharingan) .

                                         Then there is the Theory that say ,

                                             That Tobi is………….

                                              MADARA UCHIHA

Tobi = Madara ?

Well , from the way I understand how the Edo Tensei work . You need a corpse for the summon . And the one who you wanna call back (into the living world) MUST exist in the Pure world  .

The thing here , is IF Kabuto summoned Madara Soul from the Pure World . Then there is no way in hell , it is Madara . Because Madara only has 1 SOUL!

Hello…..he need a SOUL to put inside the Corpse (Vessel) to be able to use their techniques ! So therefor , if the soul is already stored inside a dead body . Then there is no way , Tobi can be Madara because Madara only has 1 SOUL . BUT if he found a way to split his soul…then this is another Story .

If Indeed , Madara before he died found a way to split his soul /or stored somewhere (knowing he will die to advance some futur plan *knowing he will be ressurected* ) . Then yes , Madara then (with 2 soul even if only as a shred ) can be fighting Naruto and the 5 kages at the same time .

But as far as I can tell , the manga deal alot with ADN and grave-robbing which is close to Necromancy . But Souls ? only Orochimaru is known to have made fishy busness with that domain .

Many claim to have reached the ‘Immortal Plateau’ , Orochimaru and Haku (From Will of Fire Movie) were both bragging about getting close to the solution of being Ultimate being and cheating death for good . And both failed….

Yet , Kakuzu one who believed only in money claim that such thing as Immortality doesn’t exist . But just how far can you trust such claim ?

Is Tobi a weak being that is trying to reach the Immortal Plateau ? Or is he truly an Immortal being (aka Madara) and is finishing an old job he started a long time ago ?

Or Maybe , this Moon Plan isn’t about making everyone behave better (Mass Gengetsu) but about Tobi becoming the exact opposite in belief to Rikkudou and at the same time , trying to surpasse him ?

                                                             Let’s hear what you think….

                                               

(Remember , argue but back it up..orthewise just keep it silent )